# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 112
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2018, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2224 "2018-08-30T20:54:11Z")
Home. Where is it? Someday we’ll know… cousin. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2018, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2225 "2018-08-31T02:48:04Z")
So \*that’s \*when you hit the Klingons? ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2018, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2226 "2018-08-31T12:18:39Z")
“Have you ever heard Data define friendship?” “No.” “How did he put it? ‘As I experience certain sensory input patterns, my mental pathways become accustomed to them. The inputs eventually are anticipated and even missed when absent’.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2018, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2227 "2018-08-31T19:09:08Z")
It’s _vile_! ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2018, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2228 "2018-08-31T19:58:40Z")
It’s… green. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2018, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2229 "2018-08-31T21:17:27Z")
It is real! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2018, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2230 "2018-08-31T21:33:44Z")
I’ve been in this room before. We _all_ have. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2018, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2231 "2018-09-01T01:32:11Z")
If there’s nothing wrong with me, there must be something wrong with the universe! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2018, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2232 "2018-09-01T03:27:37Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > If there’s nothing wrong with me, there must be something wrong with the universe! OFF That is my all-time favorite Star Trek quote. ON What’s a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2018, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2233 "2018-09-01T05:04:32Z")
They say time is the fire in which we burn. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2018, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2234 "2018-09-01T05:50:41Z")
“We’ll get pretty singed at that range.” “Not as singed as _they’re_ going to get!” ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2018, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2235 "2018-09-01T12:48:14Z")
I hope whoever’s in charge down there hasn’t taken a lunch break. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2018, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2236 "2018-09-01T15:56:56Z")
My chicken sandwich and coffee. This is my chicken sandwich and coffee! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2237 "2018-09-02T18:10:13Z")
“Didn’t you order tea, sir?” “Now that should not have happened.” ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2238 "2018-09-02T20:49:14Z")
“Tea? Earl Grey, hot.” “Of course it’s hot, what do you want in it?” “Nothing!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2239 "2018-09-02T23:57:04Z")
“I have never questioned the orders or the intelligence of any representative of the Federation. Until now.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2240 "2018-09-03T01:45:50Z")
“The Federation is nothing more than a _Homo sapiens_-only club.” “Present company excepted, of course.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2241 "2018-09-03T21:34:44Z")
“‘Early bird…’? I believe Cmdr. Shelby erred. There is no evidence of avifaunal or crawling vermicular lifeforms on Jouret IV.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2242 "2018-09-06T04:10:28Z")
Stand down from red alert, Mr. Worf. And transmit _another_ copy of Starfleet’s ship recognition protocols, and tell them to _read_ it this time! ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2243 "2018-09-06T12:49:01Z")
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