# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 113
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2244 "2018-09-06T14:00:50Z")
[sneering] “You haven’t got the _lobes_.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2245 "2018-09-07T02:59:31Z")
“Then I suppose a night of passionate romance is out of the question?” “That’s-- that’s right.” “Just thought I’d ask!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2246 "2018-09-07T03:34:31Z")
You aren’t very persistent, Mr. Sulu. The game has rules. You’re ignoring them. I protest, and you come back. You didn’t… come… back. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2247 "2018-09-08T08:09:41Z")
Mr. Worf, I hereby promote you to the rank of lieutenant commander, with all the rights and responsibilities thereto. And may God have mercy on your soul. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2248 "2018-09-11T08:57:10Z")
“Oh Brien… I am Tosk. I cannot stay here behind the safety of your Federation. It goes against everything I believe.” “You’d rather go _back_ and live your life on public display?” “To stay would be an even greater dishonor. I am Tosk, the Hunted. I live to outwit the Hunters for another day. To survive, until I die with honor. But that will not be my fate… but I will not deny my existence as Tosk. Thank you, Oh Brien… but I cannot request asylum.” ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2249 "2018-09-11T12:16:50Z")
“You bet on me?” “A sure thing.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2250 "2018-09-13T01:32:44Z")
> [@BlueInfinity](#): > > “You bet on me?” > “A sure thing.” OFF That was a great moment from “Skin of Evil”. If Tasha had gotten more of those moments, maybe Denise Crosby would have stayed. ON “How about letting me cook dinner for you tonight? My father was a gourmet chef. I will make for you, his famous aubergine stew.” “I don’t know.” “You’re supposed to say, ‘Yes!’” “I’ll probably be sorry.” ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2251 "2018-09-13T01:37:41Z")
“Oh, laddie. You’ve got a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker.” ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2252 "2018-09-13T02:46:56Z")
“What are you doing? You don’t cook.” “I know. I was just making sure.” “My peppers?” “I know how you like roasted peppers in your casserole.” “It took me three months to grow them. No one touches my peppers.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2253 "2018-09-15T00:36:11Z")
Romulan Captive: “My people have a saying: ‘Never turn your back on a Breen.’” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2254 "2018-09-19T17:26:33Z")
For Cardassia! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2255 "2018-09-21T04:42:45Z")
Vulcans never bluff. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2256 "2018-09-25T19:27:29Z")
Evil must be opposed! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2257 "2018-09-25T20:04:17Z")
I’m from Iowa. I work in outer space. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2258 "2018-09-26T01:14:28Z")
So would an ermine violin, Doctor, but I see no practical point in having one. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2259 "2018-09-26T03:00:14Z")
SCOTT: Full dress? Presidential honours? What is this nonsense, Mister Dickerson? DICKERSON: I understand President Lincoln’s coming aboard, sir. SCOTT: Ha! You’re daft, man. DICKERSON: All I know is what the captain tells me, and he says he’ll have the hide of the first man that so much as smiles. SCOTT: I’d have expected sanity from the ship’s surgeon, at least. President Lincoln, indeed. No doubt to be followed by Louis of France and Robert the Bruce. KIRK: If so, we’ll execute appropriate honours to each, Mister Scott. SCOTT: Aye, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2260 "2018-09-26T04:35:02Z")
I’m a doctor, not a moon-shuttle conductor. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2261 "2018-09-26T18:10:56Z")
“It is naval tradition.” “So is keelhauling.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2262 "2018-10-01T01:53:44Z")
Zak Kebron was standing nearby, his massive, three-fingered hands on his hips, watching the questioning. “Shall I break him in half, sir?” he asked. There was no eagerness in his voice, nor trepidation. It was merely a matter-of-fact query. Calhoun gave it a moment’s thought. “Go ahead, Lieutenant. If nothing else, it’ll cure him of his annoying standing.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2263 "2018-10-04T01:42:56Z")
General Chang: “Dr. McCoy, would you mind telling me, what is your current medical status?” Dr. McCoy: “Aside from a touch of arthritis, I’d say pretty good!” One Klingon out of 200 in the audience: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=112) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=114)