# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 115
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2018, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2284 "2018-11-26T22:52:22Z")
I only use it for medicinal purposes… now, don’t be a prig. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2285 "2018-11-29T20:08:08Z")
It takes this stuff a while to ferment. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2286 "2018-11-30T08:47:57Z")
You Klingon bastard, you’ve killed my son. Oh! You Klingon bastard, you’ve _killed my son!_ You Klingon _bastard!_ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2287 "2018-12-04T16:53:23Z")
“Lieutenant. The admiral is well aware of the regulations.” “…Aye, sir.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2288 "2018-12-05T14:18:22Z")
It is very cold… in space. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2289 "2018-12-05T17:26:44Z")
There’s coffee in that nebula. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2290 "2018-12-06T06:26:45Z")
Wesley: He expects the impossible! Geordi: That’s the short definition of “Captain.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2291 "2018-12-06T06:52:41Z")
In the _meantime,_ I will do the job I’ve been ordered to do to the best of my ability, _sir._ ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2292 "2018-12-10T01:03:50Z")
Send him down naked if you have to! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2293 "2018-12-10T15:49:31Z")
Fortunately, of course, I am immune to its effect. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2294 "2018-12-11T02:51:30Z")
Another glorious chapter of Klingon history. Tell me, do they still sing songs about the Great Tribble Hunt? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2295 "2018-12-11T03:29:11Z")
“Your blood pressure is practically nonexistent, assuming you call that green stuff in your veins blood.” “The readings are perfectly normal for me, Doctor, thank you. And as for my anatomy being different from yours – I am delighted.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2296 "2018-12-11T08:40:50Z")
“Spock, you wanna know something? _Everybody’s_ human.” “I find that remark… insulting.” ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2297 "2018-12-11T10:26:34Z")
The Yankees…in six games. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2298 "2018-12-11T14:02:17Z")
I love Italian. And so do you. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2299 "2018-12-12T03:34:26Z")
“He was doing something called ‘sliding into second.’” “Sliding into second… that sounds like baseball!” “You _know_ about baseball?!” ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2300 "2018-12-12T07:59:50Z")
“Captain Picard Day?” “Oh uh … Yes it’s a … it’s … it’s for the children. I’m a … (nervous chuckle) I’m a role model.” “I’m sure you are. Starfleet out.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2301 "2018-12-12T17:59:27Z")
Interesting. Your Earth people glorify organized violence for forty centuries, but you imprison those who employ it privately. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2302 "2018-12-12T21:08:07Z")
“You are throwing it… all away… all of you!” “You’re being a fool!” “Well then, don’t ask my opinion next time!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2303 "2018-12-13T05:18:20Z")
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