# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 117
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2324 "2019-01-04T05:41:12Z")
If you drop a hammer on your foot, it’s hardly useful to get mad at the hammer. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2325 "2019-01-04T14:34:40Z")
And you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat, and a good cat… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2326 "2019-01-04T17:14:39Z")
I will _FEED_ him. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2327 "2019-01-04T21:20:57Z")
"At 0800 hours, Station Time… the Romulan Empire formally declared war against the Dominion. They’ve already struck 15 bases along the Cardassian border. So, this is a huge victory for the good guys! This may even be the turning point of the entire war. There’s even a ‘Welcome to the Fight’ party tonight in the Wardroom. So… I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover up the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning of all… I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again… I would. Garak was right about one thing – a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it… I _can_ live with it. Computer – erase that entire personal log." ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2019, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2328 "2019-01-05T15:28:46Z")
_Just an aside, wouldn’t it be an INTERESTING episode if someone had saved that admission and used it to extort Sisko?_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2019, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2329 "2019-01-06T05:03:53Z")
May we never find space so vast, planets so cold, heart and mind so empty that, that we cannot fill them with love and warmth. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2019, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2330 "2019-01-06T05:24:56Z")
“Your gods have granted the captain a powerful vision.” “Or else, he took a very lucky guess.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2019, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2331 "2019-01-06T18:57:29Z")
Gracie is pregnant. :: screech :: ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2019, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2332 "2019-01-06T21:24:53Z")
“I warn you, if you do not lie on the floor, I _vill_ haf to stun you.” “Go ahead. Stun me.” “I’m _wery_ sorry, but…” _click__bzz_ “Heh… must be the radiation.” _throws the phaser and leaves_ ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2333 "2019-01-07T11:30:19Z")
Everyone remember where we parked. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2334 "2019-01-07T15:26:17Z")
James T. Kirk: That’s simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word. You’ll find it in all the literature of the period. Spock: For example? James T. Kirk: [thinks] Oh, the complete works of Jacqueline Susann, the novels of Harold Robbins… Spock: Ah… the giants. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2335 "2019-01-07T17:53:27Z")
Save your energy. Save yourselves. Avoid the planet Earth at all costs. Farewell. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2336 "2019-01-07T18:19:08Z")
A question! Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born, I have awaited a question. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2337 "2019-01-07T22:33:08Z")
Check the circuit. All operating, sir. On the screen, then. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2338 "2019-01-08T02:03:34Z")
“Care to join us?” “Well, if you’re giving me a _choice,_ I…” “I’m not.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2339 "2019-01-08T19:50:01Z")
Relieve Commodore Decker of command, Spock. That’s a direct order. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2340 "2019-01-09T17:02:33Z")
We’re not playing it your way anymore, N’Vek. I’ve been kidnapped… surgically altered… put in danger… I’ve gone along with all your plans. Now _you_ are going to listen to me. You figure out how to let the Enterprise track us, or I will go to Toreth and tell her I’ve discovered you’re a traitor. I’ll order you ejected into space; is that _clear,_ Subcommander?! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2341 "2019-01-13T11:25:30Z")
Only a _veruul_ would use such language in public. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2342 "2019-01-13T11:40:50Z")
My performance was unimpeachable. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2343 "2019-01-14T10:49:21Z")
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