# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 119
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2364 "2019-02-05T11:37:55Z")
It’s so bubbly and cloying and happy. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2019, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2365 "2019-02-11T04:35:29Z")
You know, sometimes, I like it when the bad guy wins. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2019, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2366 "2019-02-11T04:38:10Z")
All that intelligence and he still doesn’t know what a Human looks like! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2019, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2367 "2019-02-11T14:39:38Z")
It would be illogical for a Vulcan to show anger! It is illogical! ILLOGICAL! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2019, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2368 "2019-02-11T14:50:56Z")
Is, um… that what this is about? You’re on your way and you’re calling to reserve a holosuite program? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2369 "2019-02-13T12:02:45Z")
What you’re asking for is another murder. Enough good people have already died. I won’t help kill another. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2019, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2370 "2019-02-14T11:35:44Z")
He loves you, very much. I know. I’ve always known. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2019, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2371 "2019-02-14T23:41:38Z")
I believe we are witnessing my birth. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2372 "2019-02-20T05:54:14Z")
“Or would the son of Starfleet’s finest prefer an Earth drink? A mug of root beer, with a lump of ice cream?” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2373 "2019-02-21T02:11:58Z")
“Does it make a good mix with Scotch?” “It should.” “I’ll let you know.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2374 "2019-02-21T06:00:18Z")
“What in blazes is this?!” “Didn’t you order Scotch?” “Laddie, I was drinking Scotch a hundred years before you were born. And I know that whatever this is, it is definitely not Scotch.” ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2375 "2019-02-21T11:20:30Z")
Don’t give me that Klingon nonsense! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2019, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2376 "2019-02-23T04:43:04Z")
Picard: “Fine. You wish to be treated as human?” Q: “Absolutely.” Picard: “Very well. Mr. Worf… put him in the brig.” Worf [fixing his tunic]: “Delighted, Captain!” Q: “You can’t do this to me, Jean-Luc.” Worf: “You will walk, or I will carry you.” Q: “Given the option? I’ll walk.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2019, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2377 "2019-02-27T02:29:01Z")
To become a thing is to know a thing. To assume its form is to begin to understand its existence. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2378 "2019-03-06T03:03:24Z")
“Please state the nature of the medical emergency.” “Oh, _that’s_ original.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2379 "2019-03-10T21:54:56Z")
Up your shaft! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2380 "2019-03-13T20:32:39Z")
Sisko: “There will be a joint briefing session [with the Jem’Hadar] at nineteen hundred hours.” O’Brien: “Followed by a get-to-know-you buffet at nineteen thirty.” Jadzia: “And I forgot my dress uniform.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2381 "2019-03-27T21:01:58Z")
Just what is our future, The things we’ve done and said? Let’s just push the button, We’d be better off dead. 'Cuz I hate you! And I berate you! And I can’t wait to get to you! ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2382 "2019-03-27T22:29:04Z")
It’s a dry well, Captain. Useless. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2383 "2019-03-28T18:39:24Z")
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