# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/222 "2014-09-15T18:40:14Z")
“Really, Doctor?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/223 "2014-09-15T18:49:49Z")
Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/224 "2014-09-15T20:12:25Z")
[:D] Jim! [/:D] ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/225 "2014-09-15T20:57:37Z")
Behold! The quintessential devil in these matters! James T. Kirk, renegade and terrorist! ---
**Author:** ![A\_Dodgy\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a87d85/32.png) [@A\_Dodgy\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Dodgy_Dude)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/226 "2014-09-15T23:13:35Z")
“You can whistle really loud!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/227 "2014-09-16T00:15:44Z")
My mother was a teacher. My father is an ambassador. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/228 "2014-09-16T12:57:16Z")
Quark: Mog, don’t get mixed up in Federation affairs! They’re not civilized like us! Oh sure, they can act all friendly and agreeable, but trust me, take away their creature comforts and they can become as irritated and dangerous as the most bloodthirsty Klingon! ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/229 "2014-09-16T14:10:40Z")
**Capt. Kirk** : …the unfortunate accident he had as a child. He caught his head in a mechanical… rice picker… but, fortunately, there was an American missionary living close by who was actually a, uh, skilled, uh, plastic surgeon in civilian life… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/230 "2014-09-16T14:30:05Z")
I am Nomad! I am perfect! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/231 "2014-09-16T14:58:58Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Sometimes I envy you, Data. This didn’t sound quite right to me, so I checked [IMDb.com](http://IMDb.com). It was: \*Lieutenant Commander Data: Captain, I believe I am feeling… anxiety. It is an intriguing sensation. A most distracting… Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Data, I’m sure it’s a fascinating experience, but perhaps you should deactivate your emotion chip for now. Lieutenant Commander Data: Good idea, sir. [beep] Done. Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Data, there are times that I envy you. \* ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/232 "2014-09-16T15:15:22Z")
“You’re here. There’s nothing I can do about it.” ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/233 "2014-09-16T15:25:29Z")
Great! Another woman who won’t get personal with me on the holodeck. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/234 "2014-09-16T16:47:01Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > “You are hereby accepted to the Vulcan Science Academy. It is truly remarkable, Spock, that you have achieved so much despite your disadvantage.” To which of course Spock shortly afterwards replied “Live long and prosper” in such a manner that it seemed that it should have concluded “…and the horse you rode in on”. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/235 "2014-09-16T17:02:04Z")
Live long and prosper, Spock. I shall do neither. I have killed my captain, and my friend. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/236 "2014-09-16T18:08:26Z")
I am not Herbert. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/237 "2014-09-16T19:03:24Z")
And you people are all astronauts on…some kind of star trek. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/238 "2014-09-16T19:16:13Z")
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/239 "2014-09-16T22:39:41Z")
die die die everybody die ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/240 "2014-09-16T23:09:38Z")
Don’t you people from the 24th century ever pee? You didn’t expect to find me! You thought this was… Ceti Alpha 6. (Then, with tremendous menace) Why…are you here? Admiral Kirk! Admiral… Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most… human. Data to Q upon learning he was punished by becoming a human: “It means you have achieved in disgrace what I have always aspired to be.” Spock: I am receiving a number of distress calls. McCoy: I don’t doubt it. Resistance is futile. ---
**Author:** ![Quercus\_alba](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quercus_alba/32/4061_2.png) [@Quercus\_alba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus_alba)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/241 "2014-09-16T23:47:47Z")
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