# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 120
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2384 "2019-03-28T22:04:50Z")
That’s what you get for missing staff meetings, doctor. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2385 "2019-03-29T02:38:22Z")
“The word, Admiral?” “The word… is no. I am therefore going, anyway.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2019, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2386 "2019-04-05T22:47:12Z")
“I intend to put you all in for a promotion… in whatever fleet we end up serving.” ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2019, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2387 "2019-04-05T23:38:20Z")
Hello, Diane, I understand you’re an empath… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2019, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2388 "2019-04-06T05:31:25Z")
“I’m from Iowa. I only work in space.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2389 "2019-04-07T09:50:22Z")
“It’s a mystery to me, what draws us together. All that time in space, and getting on each other’s nerves. What do we do when shore leave comes up? We spend it together. Other people have families.” “Other people, Bones; not us.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2390 "2019-04-07T14:43:25Z")
They are my friends. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2391 "2019-04-07T18:17:47Z")
Sarek: “Kirk, I thank you. What you have done is…” Kirk: “What I have done, I had to do.” Sarek: “But at what cost? Your ship. Your son.” Kirk: “If I hadn’t tried, the cost would have been my soul.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2019, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2392 "2019-04-12T04:42:31Z")
Jim. Your name… is Jim. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2019, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2393 "2019-04-12T11:09:07Z")
“I was never that young.” “No…you were younger.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2394 "2019-04-16T04:39:06Z")
No matter what the future holds, no matter how far we travel, a part of us will always remain here, on Deep Space Nine. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2395 "2019-04-16T08:26:21Z")
I’ve found that evil usually triumphs…unless good is very, very careful. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2396 "2019-04-16T13:24:23Z")
Shakespeare is best in its original Klingon. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2397 "2019-04-16T20:30:52Z")
You know, sometimes I like it when the bad guy wins. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2398 "2019-04-16T20:34:21Z")
Harcourt! Harcourt Fenton Mudd, what have you been up to? Nothing good, I’m sure. Well, let me tell you, you lazy, good-for-nothing… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2399 "2019-04-21T01:31:28Z")
“You say you are due for retirement. May I ask, do your hands shake?” “OBJECTION!” “I was nervous!” “No. You were incompetent. You were INCOMPETENT! Whether deliberately, or as a result of age combined with drink, the court will have to determine.” “My God, man! I tried to save him! I tried to save him. I was desperate to save him! He was the last, best hope in the universe for peace.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2400 "2019-04-25T17:30:10Z")
There was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2019, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2401 "2019-04-28T22:51:04Z")
“He is not very attractive… but I will have him.” “They are inquisitive. They want to know how you would endure.” “Endure what?” “Them.” _beat_ “One, or both?” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2402 "2019-04-29T05:25:03Z")
“I’m a doctor, not an engineer.” “NOW you’re an engineer.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2403 "2019-04-29T23:11:57Z")
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