# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 121
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2404 "2019-04-30T01:15:55Z")
In the presence of the Kzinti, do not say anything. Do not do anything startling. Try to look harmless. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2405 "2019-04-30T15:39:05Z")
“We mean you no harm. Do you understand me?” “Understand you?! You’re _nothing_ to him! He’s just a scout, first of many. He’s here to analyze your technology. He might try to gain control of the ship. I wouldn’t let him.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2406 "2019-04-30T18:21:41Z")
[Oops.] ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2407 "2019-04-30T18:39:20Z")
“Not possible. You were never alone.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2019, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2408 "2019-05-03T02:42:02Z")
“Would you like something easier?” “‘Easier?’” “Yes. If Klingon food is too strong for you, perhaps we could get one of the females to… breast-feed you.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2409 "2019-05-06T15:03:07Z")
QUARK: She spent about an hour talking about her family history. A rather long and bloody tale, but what else is new? Then we ate the lingta, which tasted really bad, listened to some noise which she called Klingon music, and I left. WORF: A perfect evening. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2410 "2019-05-11T04:15:10Z")
Sisko: “You have sharp eyes.” Eddington: “Not really. I just waited to see which one of you was knocked down first, and then I shot the one still standing.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2019, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2411 "2019-05-14T18:49:53Z")
What’s a knockout like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2412 "2019-05-15T06:53:29Z")
Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Remember that! Everything Harry tells you is a lie. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2413 "2019-05-15T10:52:59Z")
Captain…I shall consider it. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2414 "2019-05-18T13:34:49Z")
Resistance is futile. You will disarm all your weapons, and escort us to Sector 001. If you attempt to intervene… we will destroy you. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2415 "2019-05-18T20:37:35Z")
Incorrect stragegy. Risking your ship and it’s crew for one man. Picard would never have approved. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2416 "2019-05-18T20:56:02Z")
So _that’s_ when you hit the Klingons? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2417 "2019-05-19T09:54:12Z")
Data, there are times that I envy you. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2418 "2019-05-20T03:24:30Z")
Well, there’s _definitely_ room for improvement, but believe me, Data, [humans] are a minor species in the grand scheme, not worth your envy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2419 "2019-05-20T16:53:57Z")
_Au fond c’est vrai, nous sommes tous Parisiens._ (Deep down, it is true: we are all Parisians) ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2420 "2019-05-20T22:56:46Z")
You choose your enemies, you choose your friends; but family? That’s in the stars. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2421 "2019-05-20T23:54:44Z")
You have to be either an obsessive crackpot who’s escaped from his keeper, or Samuel T. Cogley, Attorney at Law. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2422 "2019-05-21T11:21:45Z")
Insufficient facts always invite danger. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2423 "2019-05-21T17:39:47Z")
Picard: “The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it’s scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based. And if you can’t find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth about what happened, you don’t deserve to wear that uniform! I’m going to make this simple for you, Mr. Crusher: either you come forward and tell Admiral Brand what really took place, or I will.” Cadet Crusher: “Captain…” Picard: “Dismissed!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=120) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=122)