# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 122
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2019, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2424 "2019-05-22T00:02:32Z")
What the devil’s going on? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2019, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2425 "2019-05-22T03:38:19Z")
Mr. Worf, I hereby promote you to the rank of lieutenant commander, with all the rights and privileges thereto. And may God have mercy on your soul. (A very appropriate quote considering some of the stuff that happens to him on Deep Space Nine.) ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2019, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2426 "2019-05-26T17:16:58Z")
“My God! Was anyone in here?” “…Aye.” ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2427 "2019-05-27T11:50:35Z")
Fate protects fools, small children, and ships named Enterprise. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2428 "2019-05-27T21:23:36Z")
State the nature of your medical emergency. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2429 "2019-05-27T21:47:55Z")
Data is a toaster. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2430 "2019-05-27T22:05:45Z")
“Vulcan has no moon, Miss Uhura.” “I’m not surprised, Mister Spock.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2431 "2019-05-27T22:06:16Z")
I AM KIROK!!! iiiiiiiii ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2432 "2019-05-27T23:39:27Z")
Blood, pain, sacrifice, anguish, and death. Sounds like marriage, all right. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2019, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2433 "2019-05-28T00:52:14Z")
McCoy: [mechanically] You offer us only well-being. Scott: [mechanically] Food and drink and happiness mean nothing to us. McCoy: We must be about our job. Scott: Suffering in torment and pain, laboring without end. McCoy: Dying and crying and lamenting over our burdens. McCoy, Scott: [together] Only this way can we… be… happy. [They curtsey sweetly] ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2019, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2434 "2019-05-28T01:10:12Z")
Take care, young maidens, and value your wine. Be watchful of young men in their velvet prime. Deeply they’ll swallow from your finest kegs, Then swiftly be gone, leaving bitter dregs. Ahhhh… bitter dregs. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2019, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2435 "2019-05-28T13:33:26Z")
Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell _bad_. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2436 "2019-05-29T09:31:31Z")
Leave bigotry in your quarters; there’s no room for it on the bridge. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2437 "2019-05-29T10:46:13Z")
There are some women on this ship that would find you…tame. Ha ha ha! Impossible. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2438 "2019-05-29T15:29:40Z")
Your agonizer, please. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2439 "2019-05-29T22:51:42Z")
“Khan, if it’s me you want… I’ll have myself beamed aboard. Spare my crew!” “I offer you a counter-proposal. I’ll agree to your terms if-- if-- you turn over all your information relating to a project called… Genesis.” “Genesis? What’s that?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2440 "2019-05-30T04:50:28Z")
Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege: that of uniting two people in the bonds of matrimony. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2441 "2019-05-30T05:13:54Z")
I don’t like threats, I don’t like bullies, and I don’t like you! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2442 "2019-05-30T16:56:00Z")
Baby needs a new pair of shoes. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2443 "2019-05-30T17:09:57Z")
Listen, Kirk, I can play anything you can figure out. Take the cards, big man. Show us how it’s played. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=121) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=123)