# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 123
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2444 "2019-05-30T17:15:00Z")
And I have never met a work of art, ma’am ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2445 "2019-05-30T18:00:52Z")
Take it. It’s not a cheat. It’s a miracle for some man who can appreciate it and who needs it. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2446 "2019-05-30T23:45:01Z")
I did not win. I busted him up! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2019, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2447 "2019-06-01T03:45:51Z")
My daughter will grow up thinking her father is a traitor… but she will grow up. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2448 "2019-06-04T23:55:16Z")
“Batai.” “Yes, ma’am?” “Go home.” “Yes, ma’am.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2449 "2019-06-13T00:00:58Z")
You Klingon bastard, you’ve killed my son. Oh! You Klingon bastard, you’ve… KILLED my son! You Klingon BASTARD! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2450 "2019-06-13T02:32:35Z")
Resistance is futile… Number One ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2451 "2019-06-13T12:56:25Z")
A Bird of Prey cannot fire when cloaked! All else being equal, Mr. Scott, I would agree with you. This one, however, can. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2452 "2019-06-14T16:55:39Z")
“…Ten seconds to auto-destruct…” “Captain…” “Abort auto-destruct sequence.” “Riker, William T., do you concur?” “Yes! Absolutely! I do indeed concur whole-heartedly!” “Auto-destruct canceled.” “A simple ‘yes’ would have sufficed, Number One.” “I didn’t want there to be any chance of a misunderstanding.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2453 "2019-06-15T08:11:39Z")
Jim! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2454 "2019-06-17T11:02:29Z")
Mr. Crusher, lay in a collision course with the Borg ship. You heard me; a collision course! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2455 "2019-06-24T19:13:10Z")
“Ambassador?” Worf got up and went after him. Spock had a reputation for many things, but wandering off in the middle of a conversation-- the middle of a _sentence_– was not one of them. And Worf had spent far too much time serving in Starfleet to be anything but completely on his guard when witnessing such behavior. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2456 "2019-06-25T14:56:58Z")
What’s a knockout like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2457 "2019-06-26T03:27:57Z")
True to the runner’s word, the center of the Prime Village was the sight of a great feast indeed. All those who lived in the village gathered around to pick from the carcass of the _san-chera_ that had been brought down. Me-Larr noted with satisfaction that the hunters had done so with a minimum of damage—the beast died quickly and with no great loss of edible material. It was a fine hunt. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2458 "2019-07-02T17:39:38Z")
That was setting #1. Anybody wanna see setting #2? ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2459 "2019-07-03T12:20:58Z")
You bet on me? A sure thing. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2460 "2019-07-03T20:20:07Z")
I’ve always wanted to make love with an alien. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2461 "2019-07-03T20:49:20Z")
Star of the night, star of the day, Come to take my tears away, Make my life, always bright. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2462 "2019-07-03T21:35:31Z")
My friend Data. You see things with the wonder of a child, and that makes you more human than any of us. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2463 "2019-07-04T11:46:13Z")
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