# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 124
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2464 "2019-07-04T17:34:57Z")
“I’m afraid.” “I knooooooooooooooooow.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2465 "2019-07-04T18:24:36Z")
I woudn’t be afraid of a super nova! ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2466 "2019-07-04T19:17:25Z")
We would clean their chronometers. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2467 "2019-07-04T21:43:19Z")
I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to refrain from using your imaginations! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2468 "2019-07-10T04:04:31Z")
There IS no “third planet”! ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2469 "2019-07-10T12:17:27Z")
What I remember is someone saying “This man is my friend. Nobody touches him!” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2470 "2019-07-10T19:29:02Z")
The word ‘trust’ just isn’t in your vocabulary, is it? Nice try. Nine out of ten for effort. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2471 "2019-07-11T01:37:21Z")
“You’re a hard man, Captain.” “And you’re a liar, Mr. Walsh. I think we understand each other.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2472 "2019-07-11T16:59:51Z")
[taps the patch on his classic Starfleet uniform] "Sisko to _Defiant."_ [Dax gives him a look; Sisko smiles and pulls out the flip communicator] “Sisko to _Defiant._” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2473 "2019-07-15T18:49:32Z")
Let him sweat for a change. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2474 "2019-07-15T18:51:24Z")
Pulaski: “You took my last chip. You could at least smile, Worf.” La Forge: “Smiling would break his concentration.” ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2475 "2019-07-15T19:07:04Z")
“Mirror, Mirror” Spock: "Indeed, gentlemen. May I point out that I had an opportunity to observe your counterparts here quite closely. They were brutal, savage, unprincipled, uncivilized, treacherous, In every way, splendid examples of homo sapiens, the very flower of humanity. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2476 "2019-07-16T01:02:48Z")
A blind man teaching an android how to paint? That’s gotta be worth a couple of pages in somebody’s book! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2477 "2019-07-17T13:38:44Z")
What does the soldier say? ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2478 "2019-07-17T17:48:53Z")
Do they still sing songs of the Great Tribble Hunt? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2479 "2019-07-21T00:23:22Z")
It’s _vile_. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2480 "2019-07-21T01:46:26Z")
LAL: I love you, Father. DATA: I wish I could feel it with you. LAL: I will feel it for both of us. Thank you for my life. Flirting. Laughter. Painting. Family. Female. Human. _cries_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2481 "2019-07-21T07:46:44Z")
All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer her by… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2482 "2019-07-21T23:02:50Z")
All I ask is a tall ship… and a load of contraband to fill her with. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2483 "2019-07-26T19:24:01Z")
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