# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 125
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2484 "2019-07-26T22:43:19Z")
Your blood will paint the way to the future. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2485 "2019-08-02T21:33:09Z")
Today, I am a warrior. I must show you my heart! I travel the River of Blood! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ---
**Author:** ![CelticKnot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/celticknot/32/3392_2.png) [@CelticKnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CelticKnot)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2486 "2019-08-02T21:36:52Z")
Go carefully, Batai. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2487 "2019-08-03T03:47:57Z")
Might I trouble you for a glass of kanar? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2488 "2019-08-03T15:50:48Z")
Isn’t that gagh? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2489 "2019-08-03T21:36:45Z")
Captain, I must protest. I am NOT a Merry Man! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2490 "2019-08-04T01:01:58Z")
Gagh is best served live ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2491 "2019-08-06T11:26:56Z")
I’m sick and tired of you penny-ante operators! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2492 "2019-08-07T23:02:11Z")
I… have had… enough of you! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2493 "2019-08-08T04:51:38Z")
Risk! Risk is our business. That’s what this starship is all about. That’s why we’re aboard her. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2494 "2019-08-09T02:24:48Z")
Just give us the authority we need, Mr. President. We’ll do the rest. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2495 "2019-08-12T16:00:10Z")
“We don’t know what to do about Humans. Of all the species we’ve made contact with, yours is the only one we can’t define. You have the arrogance of Andorians, the stubborn pride of Tellarites. One moment you’re as driven by your emotions as Klingons, and the next you confound us by suddenly embracing logic!” “I’m sure those qualities are found in every species.” “Not in such confusing abundance.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2496 "2019-08-21T15:29:17Z")
Gonna be a bumpy ride. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2497 "2019-08-21T15:47:38Z")
Deception has never been a stranger to this room. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2498 "2019-08-22T01:16:49Z")
How can you be deaf with ears like that!? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2499 "2019-08-22T01:22:02Z")
I don’t like that. I don’t think I ever did, and now I’m sure! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2500 "2019-08-22T14:47:46Z")
Baby needs a new pair of shoes. :: rolls dice, snaps fingers :: ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2019, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2501 "2019-08-24T10:41:39Z")
I’ve always known I’ll die alone. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2019, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2502 "2019-08-24T23:06:09Z")
Engage! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2503 "2019-08-29T06:08:08Z")
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