# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 126
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2504 "2019-08-29T10:15:14Z")
We could manufacture a ton of these on the Enterprise; they mean nothing to us! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2019, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2505 "2019-09-07T00:32:06Z")
So now you have a Borg named Hugh? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2019, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2506 "2019-09-07T11:26:34Z")
Have you ever seen a Starfleet officer naked? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2507 "2019-09-08T18:45:20Z")
We have never met. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2508 "2019-09-08T20:15:47Z")
Poetry, Captain? Non-regulation. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2509 "2019-09-10T16:47:43Z")
“I have never before met a Vulcan, sir.” “Nor I a work of art, madam.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2510 "2019-09-15T19:39:50Z")
They have seen my neck. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2511 "2019-09-16T18:23:51Z")
“Lieutenant, are you wearing your hair differently?” “It’s still regulation, Admiral.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2019, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2512 "2019-09-19T20:19:44Z")
Let’s go see! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2019, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2513 "2019-09-19T20:45:24Z")
DATA: Ha, ha, ha! I get it. Ha. ha, ha! I get it. LAFORGE: You get what? DATA: When you said to Commander Riker ‘The clown can stay…’ Ha, ha, ha. ‘…but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go.’ Ha, ha, ha.LAFORGE: What are you talking about? DATA: During the Farpoint mission. We were on the bridge and you told the joke. That was the punch line. Ha, ha, ha! LAFORGE: Farpoint? Data, that was seven years ago. DATA: I know. I just got it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Very funny! Ha, ha, ha… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2019, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2514 "2019-09-21T21:27:09Z")
Killers! ASSASSINS! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2515 "2019-09-23T20:47:20Z")
I want to join Starfleet. I want it more than anything I’ve ever wanted in my life! (RIP Aron Eisenberg) ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2516 "2019-09-23T21:04:02Z")
“I figured you’d want someone who can hear you when consoles are exploding all around you.” “Exploding?!” “We may be going into a combat situation. You think you’re ready for that, Cadet?” “Sir! Yes, sir! Absolutely, sir.” (RIP Aron Eisenberg). ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2019, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2517 "2019-09-24T05:16:43Z")
“I don’t know how you did it, Nog.” “I never lost faith in the Great Material Continuum.” “Ah, like you say, the river will provide.” “Chief!” “The waters just got choppy again….” (RIP Aron Eisenberg) ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2518 "2019-09-27T16:41:38Z")
The chatter of inferior weaklings wearies me. — Garth of Izar ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2519 "2019-09-28T14:09:54Z")
You heard him! Move! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2520 "2019-09-30T21:39:20Z")
Don’t try to be a _great_ man; just be a man, and let history make its own judgments. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2521 "2019-10-01T14:07:54Z")
Mr. Reese, could I trouble you to fire at something? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2522 "2019-10-01T22:52:46Z")
If it should become necessary to fight, do you think you could arrange to find some ROCKS to throw at them?! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2523 "2019-10-02T04:33:51Z")
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