# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 128
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2544 "2019-10-25T18:38:11Z")
Every kiss is as the first… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2545 "2019-10-25T18:41:49Z")
DROXINE: I have never before met a Vulcan, sir. SPOCK: Nor I a work of art, madam. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2546 "2019-10-26T00:10:36Z")
Captain Picard Day? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2547 "2019-10-27T04:08:02Z")
I’m not pleading for my life, Gal’na. I’m pleading for yours. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2548 "2019-10-27T19:39:58Z")
“It never rains, but it pours.” “As a doctor, you of all people should know the dangers of re-opening old wounds.” “Sorry.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2549 "2019-10-27T22:22:36Z")
Blast that tin-plated pot! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2550 "2019-10-28T17:07:28Z")
Zinda, his face black, his eyes red.” … “Kiazi’s children, their faces wet.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2551 "2019-10-28T17:36:10Z")
Angels and ministers of grace, defend us! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2552 "2019-10-28T22:39:53Z")
O’BRIEN: You don’t know me very well, Constable, but I, I, I’ve been in service to the Federation, Starfleet, all my adult life. No one has ever questioned my loyalty. No one in my entire life has ever had cause to ask, Miles O’Brien, are you a criminal? I took an oath to defend the Federation and what it stands for. I don’t steal from them. I don’t lie to them. I’m no angel, but I try to live every day as the best human being I know how to be. I need my little girl to wake up in the morning and look up at me and see a man she can respect. Until now, she always could. ODO: Being accused of a crime is not a disgrace, Chief. Some of the great figures of history have shared the honour with you. O’BRIEN: I didn’t figure on dying a martyr. ODO: Not all of them were martyrs, not all of them died. Some of them were just innocent men… like you. Now, I’ve managed to get myself named to your defense team. I’ll be there tomorrow. Your wife will be there as well, but she won’t be weeping and neither will you. I want the Archon to see the clear, unwavering eyes of an innocent man. Is that understood? O’BRIEN: Yes, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2553 "2019-10-29T04:00:12Z")
There are times when I envy you, Mr. Data. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2554 "2019-10-31T02:56:06Z")
GUINAN: Well, consider that in the history of many worlds there have always been disposable creatures. They do the dirty work. They do the work that no one else wants to do because it’s too difficult, or to hazardous. And an army of Datas, all disposable, you don’t have to think about their welfare, you don’t think about how they feel. Whole generations of disposable people. PICARD: You’re talking about slavery. GUINAN: I think that’s a little harsh. PICARD: I don’t think that’s a little harsh. I think that’s the truth. But that’s a truth we have obscured behind a comfortable, easy euphemism. Property. But that’s not the issue at all, is it? ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2555 "2019-11-01T20:31:15Z")
Itsh green! ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2556 "2019-11-01T22:59:00Z")
Since the days of the first wooden sailing ships, all ship masters have enjoyed one special privilege… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2557 "2019-11-02T20:48:08Z")
“Computer… remove the plank!” “Number One, that’s ‘Computer, _retract_ plank’, not 'Computer, _remove_ plank.” “Right, sir. SORRY!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2558 "2019-11-02T20:54:11Z")
I am not programmed to respond in that area. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2559 "2019-11-02T21:37:08Z")
If you prick me… do I not… leak? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2560 "2019-11-03T00:11:58Z")
Life… don’t talk to me about life. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2561 "2019-11-03T00:17:42Z")
Disregard that last one. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2562 "2019-11-03T13:10:28Z")
Data, what is the answer to the ultimate question about life, the universe, and everything? (j/k) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2563 "2019-11-03T13:11:40Z")
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