# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 129
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2564 "2019-11-04T02:36:54Z")
Seasoned? That’s a horrible thing to say to a man. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2019, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2565 "2019-11-07T20:56:27Z")
“We could attempt to find some humpback whales.” “You just said there aren’t any, except on Earth of the past.” “Yes, Doctor. That is precisely what I said.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2019, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2566 "2019-11-07T21:27:28Z")
The child you spoke of, the female. Her favorite color was red. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2019, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2567 "2019-11-07T21:39:02Z")
What do you want, Will Riker? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2568 "2019-11-09T22:35:29Z")
The last time I saw her, she was wearing… …She was wearing… _red._ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2569 "2019-11-18T00:42:32Z")
“What are you really up to, Javert? Do you expect me to believe that a decorated Starfleet officer, the pride of the service, is going to poison an entire planet?” “That’s exactly what I intend to do.” “You’re bluffing.” “Am I? Commander, launch torpedoes.” “…” “COMMANDER! I said LAUNCH TORPEDOES!” “Aye, sir.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2019, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2570 "2019-11-22T04:54:08Z")
“You’re risking half a million lives, including your own, on your sense of smell.” “Mine? No. I’m broadcasting from a deep enough shelter that I’ll be safe. As for the rest, well, I’m certain you’re bluffing. I’ll stake their lives on my instincts any day.” “If you care about your people, reconsider.” “No.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2571 "2019-11-25T23:43:24Z")
May the Great Bird of the Galaxy roost on your planet. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2572 "2019-11-26T01:24:53Z")
[first line] Check the circuit! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2573 "2019-11-28T16:41:24Z")
“Captain, sensors show nothing out there. Absolutely nothing.” “Sure is an big, ugly nothing.” ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2019, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2574 "2019-11-29T14:47:57Z")
Arm the photonic cannon! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2019, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2575 "2019-11-29T15:06:21Z")
Aft torpedoes, FIRE! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2019, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2576 "2019-11-30T06:02:47Z")
Whoever he is, he sure talks gloomy! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2019, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2577 "2019-11-30T22:33:50Z")
As for what you want…it has been noted and logged. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2019, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2578 "2019-12-01T05:14:06Z")
Worf: “Romulan ale should be illegal.” Geordi: “It is illegal.” Worf: (pause) “It should be _more_ illegal!” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2579 "2019-12-02T16:50:59Z")
You’d be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi. Or Worf! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2580 "2019-12-02T21:21:10Z")
[vigorously smashes lute] Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2581 "2019-12-04T18:09:10Z")
“Sorry? That’s what you wanted to tell me? You’re sorry?” “Yes.” “Well, let me tell you something, Odo. We are way, WAY past sorry.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2582 "2019-12-04T20:47:26Z")
Shut up, Stella! I \*order \*you to shut up! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2583 "2019-12-08T03:28:11Z")
Shutting up, sir. All part of the service. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=128) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=130)