# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/242 "2014-09-17T01:45:34Z")
You are wrong! Jackson Roykirk, your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. You are in error. You did not discover your mistake. You have made two errors. You are flawed and imperfect and you have not corrected by sterilisation. You have made three errors. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/243 "2014-09-17T01:57:11Z")
And he piled upon the whale’s white hump, the sum of all the rage and hate felt by his whole race. If his chest had been a cannon, he would have shot his heart upon it. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/244 "2014-09-17T02:18:59Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > You are wrong! Jackson Roykirk, your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. You are in error. You did not discover your mistake. You have made two errors. You are flawed and imperfect and you have not corrected by sterilisation. You have made three errors. …and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Four errors! I’ll come in again. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/245 "2014-09-17T04:00:02Z")
On screen. You can do that? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/246 "2014-09-17T04:22:16Z")
Scotty: Hello, computer. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/247 "2014-09-17T04:28:19Z")
End program. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/248 "2014-09-17T04:29:41Z")
“I am TIRED!!” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/249 "2014-09-17T06:51:12Z")
“Triacas? That shithole?!?”\* \*Somewhat paraphrased. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/250 "2014-09-17T07:15:35Z")
…how do you feel? …how do you feel? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/251 "2014-09-17T07:26:15Z")
Quadrotriticale is not “wheat”! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/252 "2014-09-17T07:31:30Z")
“It was a Russian inwention!” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/253 "2014-09-17T07:36:05Z")
“You’re a very … _beautiful_ woman!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/254 "2014-09-17T12:31:36Z")
Drink Slug-o-Cola! The slimiest cola in the galaxy! Drink Slug-o-Cola, and keep your teeth that lovely shade of green. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/255 "2014-09-17T12:41:53Z")
For the World is hollow, and I have touched the sky! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/256 "2014-09-17T14:20:21Z")
You got nothin’. You mind your place, mister, or you’ll… you’ll be wearin’ concrete galoshes. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/257 "2014-09-17T14:21:39Z")
“You see, their young enter through the ears, and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the person extremely suceptible to…suggesstion. As they…_grow_…comes madness. Death.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/258 "2014-09-17T15:33:27Z")
I do not approve. I understand. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/259 "2014-09-17T15:38:07Z")
“I ain’t never been arrested in my life!” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/260 "2014-09-17T15:39:07Z")
“Captain! I’m frightened!” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/261 "2014-09-17T15:41:41Z")
**SPOCK:** I regret not having learned more about this Balok. In some ways, he was reminiscent of my father. **SCOTTY:** Then may heaven have helped your mother! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=14)