# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 130
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2584 "2019-12-09T02:39:53Z")
You know, at first… I didn’t think I was going to like him. (RIP, Rene Auberjonois.) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2585 "2019-12-09T15:41:32Z")
Tell me, Worf, do they still sing songs of The Great Tribble Hunt? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2586 "2019-12-10T11:24:54Z")
I am not a merry man! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2587 "2019-12-11T06:41:42Z")
Cadet, you are clearly under the mistaken impression that I am asking you for a favor. I want a name, and I want it now, and that is an ORDER! Understood, Mr. Nog?! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2588 "2019-12-11T16:59:18Z")
One damn minute, Admiral. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2589 "2019-12-11T21:24:42Z")
That’s a stupid question! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2590 "2019-12-11T21:52:54Z")
A library serves no purpose unless someone is using it. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2591 "2019-12-12T11:43:19Z")
ODO: Stay out of this, Commander. I know these Ferengi. They’d sell their own flesh and blood for a Cardassian groat. SISKO: Odo, he’s a family friend. His son is very close to my boy. ODO: Well, you’d better tell his son that Dad’s going to the lunar prison on Meldrar One. Two hundred degrees in the shade. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2592 "2019-12-12T14:27:25Z")
Spock: “We’re in a wilderness of arctic characteristics.” McCoy: “He means it’s cold!” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2593 "2019-12-12T17:18:04Z")
“Of all the… son of a… couldn’t you have waited five seconds?!” “Captain?!” “He was just about to explain the whole thing!” “You vant to go back?” “Absolutely not!” “It’s cold!” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2594 "2019-12-17T13:09:03Z")
“I was lucky that thing had knees.” “That was not his knee.” [off Kirk’s startled reaction] “Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2595 "2019-12-21T12:04:06Z")
“I would not presume to debate you.” “You are wise.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2596 "2019-12-29T18:32:11Z")
He stayed at his post, when the trainees ran. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2597 "2020-01-04T16:48:56Z")
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s starship. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2598 "2020-01-04T17:34:21Z")
You staged all of this to get your hands on my ship? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2599 "2020-01-06T20:51:40Z")
Lucky for you, I was raised on Vulcan. We don’t do funny. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2600 "2020-01-06T23:51:26Z")
O’Brien: “Ensign Crusher.” Wesley: “Yes, sir.” O’Brien: “If you touch my transporter again, I’ll kill you.” Wesley: “Yes, sir.” [From the screenplay for TNG: “Evolution”]. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2601 "2020-01-07T05:03:40Z")
“I got the biggest [territory] in the world. You know, there’s one thing wrong with having the biggest. There’s always some punk trying to cut you out.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2602 "2020-01-08T15:53:44Z")
Remove the paint! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2603 "2020-01-08T17:52:51Z")
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