# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 131
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2604 "2020-01-10T02:33:50Z")
Not true; he _does_ know. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2020, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2605 "2020-01-16T17:47:14Z")
Picturesque descriptions will not mend broken circuits, Mr. Scott. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2020, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2606 "2020-01-16T19:34:37Z")
Dr. Korby was never here. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2020, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2607 "2020-01-17T05:45:35Z")
In this galaxy, there’s a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that… and perhaps more, only one of each of us. Don’t destroy the one named Kirk. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2608 "2020-01-19T21:28:26Z")
Welcome to the Tower of Babel, Mr. Saru. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2020, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2609 "2020-01-20T14:04:31Z")
If I wanted a Russian history lesson I would have brought Mr. Chekov! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2020, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2610 "2020-01-20T19:22:01Z")
“Jim, there is an historic opportunity here.” “Don’t believe them. Don’t trust them.” “They are dying.” “Let them die!” ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2611 "2020-01-24T16:38:55Z")
_ **It doesn’t work!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2612 "2020-01-24T17:43:33Z")
_It never makes any sense. We both have to know that there was a reason._ ☹ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2613 "2020-01-24T18:57:49Z")
I never shook her hand and I never saw her face, but she made me laugh and she made me weep. She was all by herself and I was surrounded by my friends, yet I felt more alone than she did. We’ve grown apart, the lot of us. We didn’t mean for it to happen but it did. The war changed us, pulled us apart. Lisa Cusak was my friend. But you are also my friends, and I want my friends in my life because someday we’re going to wake up and we’re going to find that someone is missing from this circle, and on that day we’re going to mourn, and we shouldn’t have to mourn alone. To Lisa and the sweet sound of her voice. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2614 "2020-01-24T22:13:31Z")
:mad: “You still will not survive our assault!” “And you will not survive ours. Shall we die together?” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2615 "2020-01-25T18:37:52Z")
So far I hate this plan. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2616 "2020-01-26T00:18:48Z")
You gave your girlfriend… a tracking device? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2617 "2020-01-28T16:48:17Z")
Make way! ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2618 "2020-01-29T05:28:28Z")
On Death’s door and he’s quoting Shakespeare. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2619 "2020-01-29T13:17:48Z")
He’s dead, Jim! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2620 "2020-02-01T19:51:05Z")
Working… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2621 "2020-02-01T22:10:26Z")
Yes, of course. That is _exactly_ why I hate you. Because you are identical. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2622 "2020-02-02T04:11:34Z")
Sir, you have a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2623 "2020-02-03T15:05:35Z")
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