# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 132
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2624 "2020-02-03T15:45:28Z")
Irrelevant. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2625 "2020-02-03T16:16:43Z")
The secret life of Michael Eddington. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2626 "2020-02-03T20:32:01Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Yes, of course. That is _exactly_ why I hate you. > > Because you are identical. > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Sir, you have a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2020, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2627 "2020-02-05T09:00:32Z")
I believe my exact words were, “Dangerous savage child race.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2628 "2020-02-06T14:28:25Z")
Carry on, Mr. Broccoli. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2020, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2629 "2020-02-08T19:25:29Z")
I’m in over my head. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2020, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2630 "2020-02-08T20:20:20Z")
I am sorry, doctor. I cannot help you. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2020, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2631 "2020-02-09T23:28:08Z")
On Q’onoS, we wouldn’t even put a bandage on that. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2632 "2020-02-14T23:09:14Z")
“You’re through ducking me, Hill!” “COMPUTER, FREEZE PROGRAM!” ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2633 "2020-02-15T16:20:49Z")
There are some women on this ship who would find you…tame. HAHAHAHAHA! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2634 "2020-02-21T14:14:16Z")
Laddy, don’t you think you should…rephrase that? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2020, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2635 "2020-02-22T23:50:07Z")
Kirk: “Care to join the landing party?” McCoy: “Well, if you’re giving me a CHOICE, I–” Kirk: “I’m not.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2020, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2636 "2020-02-23T22:08:23Z")
As days go…this is a weird one. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2637 "2020-02-24T03:22:41Z")
I’m a doctor, not a moon-shuttle conductor! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2638 "2020-02-24T12:08:31Z")
Oh, Jake… my sweet boy… ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2639 "2020-02-24T13:32:51Z")
I’d hate to bet against a man’s wife. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2640 "2020-02-24T15:25:08Z")
Sisko: “It’s been a long time, Captain.” Picard: “Have we met before?” Sisko: “Yes, sir. We met in battle. I was on the \*Saratoga \*at Wolf 359.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2641 "2020-02-24T18:23:07Z")
A futile maneuver. Incorrect strategy, Number One. To risk your crew and ship to retrieve only one man. Picard would never have approved. You underestimate us if you believe this deception is is any concern. _raises arm; Worf raises phaser_ There is no need for apprehension. I intend no harm. No harm. I will continue, aboard this ship, to speak for the Borg, while they continue without further diversion to Sector zero zero one, where they will force your unconditional surrender. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2642 "2020-02-24T20:56:05Z")
I can’t unite my people until I know the Prophets have been warned. You will find the Temple. Not for Bajor, not for the Federation, but for your own _pagh_. It is, quite simply, Commander, the journey you have always been destined to take. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2643 "2020-02-24T21:57:52Z")
“I never left this ship.” “You exist here.” “I… exist here. I don’t know if you can understand. I see her like this… every time I close my eyes, in the darkness, in the blink of an eye… I see her… like this!” “None of your past experiences prepared you for this consequence.” “And I have never figured out how to live without her.” “So you choose to exist here.” [Sisko nods] “It is not linear.” “No. It’s not linear.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=131) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=133)