# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 133
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2644 "2020-02-25T21:31:36Z")
Her parents were…unconventional. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2645 "2020-02-26T11:34:50Z")
“I’m not gonna win this one, am I, chief?” “No, sir.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2646 "2020-02-26T18:41:40Z")
I am endeavoring, ma’am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2020, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2647 "2020-02-29T00:15:05Z")
Happy Birthday, Jim. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2020, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2648 "2020-02-29T06:00:41Z")
“I have never before met a Vulcan, sir.” “Nor I a work of art, madam.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2649 "2020-03-03T15:33:45Z")
You know how I get around violations of causality. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2650 "2020-03-03T15:47:35Z")
I know engineers. They love to change things! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2020, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2651 "2020-03-04T04:04:11Z")
Up your shaft! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2020, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2652 "2020-03-04T05:13:22Z")
Sir! You have no sense of fair play! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2020, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2653 "2020-03-06T00:01:42Z")
“We shall be victorious whatever the cost.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2020, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2654 "2020-03-07T20:56:09Z")
I understand the concept of humor. It may not be apparent, but I am often amused by human behavior. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2020, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2655 "2020-03-08T04:56:58Z")
A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2020, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2656 "2020-03-09T20:41:07Z")
In nine lives, I’ve been a little of everything. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2657 "2020-03-10T17:51:01Z")
… In the transporter room, you said something about us seeming like insects by comparison, squashing us if we got in your way. _I was drugged then._ Yes. In the Sickbay, you said if you were in my place, you’d kill a mutant like yourself. You weren’t drugged then. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2658 "2020-03-10T17:56:57Z")
“… When it killed Nancy, I almost destroyed it, but it isn’t just a beast. It is intelligent and the last of its kind.” “You bleed too much, Crater. You’re too pure and noble. Are you saving the last of its kind or has this become Crater’s private heaven, here on this planet? This thing becomes wife, lover, best friend, wise man, fool, idol, slave. It isn’t a bad life to have everyone in the universe at your beck and call, and you win all the arguments.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2659 "2020-03-10T19:26:02Z")
“We are considered simplistic, but in the process of evolving into a higher order.” “Even Vulcans?” “Yes. Even Vulcans.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2660 "2020-03-11T17:37:20Z")
I think she might fear me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2661 "2020-03-12T14:11:00Z")
[weakly] Mother! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2662 "2020-03-13T13:03:41Z")
Commander, I don’t think you can analyze love. It’s the greatest mystery of all. No one knows why it happens, or doesn’t. Love is a chance combination of elements. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2663 "2020-03-13T16:20:12Z")
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