# Random Star Trek Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Tags:** star-trek-paramount\
**Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2664 "2020-03-16T17:14:03Z")

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Can you judge distances that accurately?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2665 "2020-03-16T17:15:41Z")

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Can you judge distances that accurately?

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2020, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2666 "2020-03-19T03:03:18Z")

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“I’m afraid.”  
“I knoooooooooow.”

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**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2020, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2667 "2020-03-19T12:31:06Z")

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It is clearly a bunny rabbit.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2020, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2668 "2020-03-20T22:39:55Z")

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I want a squadron.

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2669 "2020-03-21T15:10:43Z")

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“Hmmm…a Hologram that programs himself. What would I do with that ability? Create a family? Raise an army?”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2670 "2020-03-21T16:47:18Z")

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[vigorously smashes lute] Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2671 "2020-03-22T20:18:02Z")

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I’m not going to abandon the things that made me what I am because of a future…that contains an ending I hadn’t foreseen for myself.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2672 "2020-03-22T21:50:50Z")

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“There is a certain scientific logic about it.”  
“I’m glad you approve.”  
“I do not approve; I _understand_.”

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2673 "2020-03-22T22:38:41Z")

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“You too, Doc. Time to be a hero.”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2020, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2674 "2020-03-23T00:43:13Z")

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Of course I could treat them to a few dozen photon torpedoes.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2020, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2675 "2020-03-23T20:17:33Z")

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The best way to know yourself is to know others.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2676 "2020-03-24T02:49:24Z")

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“I also have broad latitude when it comes to sentencing. So I sentence them to photon torpedo barrage.”  
“There is no such sentence in Federation law.”  
“True, but that’s the ‘broad latitude’ part.”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2677 "2020-03-24T04:18:58Z")

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We’re making history with every light year.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2020, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2678 "2020-03-25T17:47:47Z")

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Mr. Scott, as senior lieutenant, I’m taking responsibility for the safety of this ship.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2020, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2679 "2020-03-25T18:30:36Z")

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Take it. It’s not a cheat. It’s a miracle for some man who can appreciate it and who needs it.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2020, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2680 "2020-03-25T23:25:41Z")

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Fun will now commence.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2681 "2020-03-26T04:08:58Z")

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Oh, the sound of the male ego! You travel halfway across the galaxy, and it’s still the same song.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2682 "2020-03-26T19:29:39Z")

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I think we can guarantee he will follow us, Lieutenant. Remind me to discuss with you the concept of the human ego.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2020, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2683 "2020-03-27T20:15:23Z")

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We all come from somewhere.

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