# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 136
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2020, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2704 "2020-05-21T01:42:04Z")
Cmdr. Riker, I hereby promote you to the field commission of captain. The _Enterprise_ is your ship now. Congratulations. I wish the circumstances were different. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2020, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2705 "2020-05-22T14:53:17Z")
Any questions? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2706 "2020-05-29T09:22:11Z")
Is the… parking brake on? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2707 "2020-05-30T21:08:37Z")
Invent one. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2708 "2020-06-01T14:41:06Z")
Everybody remember where we parked. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2709 "2020-06-01T16:04:34Z")
The carbon unit infestation is to be removed from the Creator’s planet. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2710 "2020-06-01T17:58:39Z")
There are many reasons to join Starfleet. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2711 "2020-06-01T18:59:17Z")
“I prefer Klingon beliefs.” “I suppose your gods aren’t quite so mysterious.” “Our gods are dead. Ancient Klingon warriors destroyed them long ago. They were more trouble than they were worth.” “I don’t think I’ll ever understand Klingons.” “Don’t worry, major. No one does. That’s how they like it.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2712 "2020-06-02T17:50:44Z")
Let’s go build a mousetrap. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2713 "2020-06-04T17:48:35Z")
You Klingon bastard, you killed my son. OH! You Klingon bastard, you’ve KILLED MY SON! You Klingon BASTARD! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2714 "2020-06-06T20:37:16Z")
On screen. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2715 "2020-06-09T20:32:57Z")
She needs treatment. I’d like my medical kit. If you don’t mind. For God’s sake! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2020, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2716 "2020-06-10T22:28:33Z")
The universe has its own way of keeping time. ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2020, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2717 "2020-06-10T23:02:19Z")
Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2020, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2718 "2020-06-11T01:43:54Z")
“Seek the Prophets!” “Seek them yourself.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2020, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2719 "2020-06-12T18:38:24Z")
That is our purpose. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2020, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2720 "2020-06-13T23:50:26Z")
The goop in this bowl is vile. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2721 "2020-06-14T02:35:11Z")
Someone has to pay for what’s happened here, and I don’t want that someone to be me! ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2722 "2020-06-14T14:24:49Z")
“I did not know this individual. Had I encountered him while I was Borg I would have found his technology unworthy of assimilation. But we are more alike than one might think. In a sense, his desire to explore was not unlike a quest for perfection. His contributions helped secure Humanity’s future, and in some ways, my own.” Places hand on the casket. "_The Yankees…in six games."_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2723 "2020-06-16T20:07:03Z")
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