# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 137
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2724 "2020-06-22T18:52:01Z")
_Charming_ woman. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2725 "2020-06-22T22:54:08Z")
Where?! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2726 "2020-06-23T00:58:23Z")
I do not require my hair to be trimmed, you lunkhead. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2727 "2020-06-23T03:27:51Z")
I can live with it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2728 "2020-06-23T13:54:02Z")
Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2729 "2020-06-23T14:02:34Z")
I understand we picked up a distress signal. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2730 "2020-06-23T16:39:08Z")
Uhura is busy. I am monitoring. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2731 "2020-06-23T21:25:34Z")
I’ve never seen nor heard of a cudgel. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2732 "2020-06-24T13:16:01Z")
It should be _more_ illegal. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2733 "2020-06-24T14:05:22Z")
Send the doctor. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2734 "2020-06-25T16:28:43Z")
I think you’re both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2020, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2735 "2020-07-01T20:04:37Z")
Time is savage. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2020, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2736 "2020-07-01T22:53:11Z")
One matter further, gentlemen. We fight on their level. With trickery, brutality, finality. We match their evil. I know, James. I was reputed to be a gentle man. But I was commander in chief during the four bloodiest years of my country’s history. I gave orders that sent a hundred thousand men to their death at the hands of their brothers. There is no honourable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing good in war except its ending. And you are fighting for the lives of your crew. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2020, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2737 "2020-07-02T15:40:26Z")
One damn minute, Admiral. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2020, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2738 "2020-07-02T20:06:17Z")
I’ll take ten percent. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2020, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2739 "2020-07-02T20:15:11Z")
Hello. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2020, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2740 "2020-07-02T23:45:00Z")
We are Hugh. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2020, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2741 "2020-07-03T15:04:23Z")
Some sort of corrosion. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2020, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2742 "2020-07-03T15:16:30Z")
**Subject relaying accurate account. No physiological changes.** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2020, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2743 "2020-07-03T18:07:28Z")
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