# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 139
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2020, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2764 "2020-07-08T02:33:05Z")
But what you’re after is a royal fizzbin, but the odds in getting a royal fizzbin are astron… Spock, what are the odds in getting a royal fizzbin? [Spock] I have never computed them, Captain. Well, they’re astronomical, believe me. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2020, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2765 "2020-07-08T12:50:22Z")
KIRK: Mister Spock, can we get those two guards? What would you say the odds on our getting out of here? SPOCK: Difficult to be precise, Captain. I should say approximately 7,824.7 to 1. KIRK: Difficult to be precise? 7,824 to 1? SPOCK: 7,824.7 to 1. KIRK: That’s a pretty close approximation. SPOCK: I endeavour to be accurate. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2020, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2766 "2020-07-08T13:28:41Z")
In simpler language, Captain, sir, they _drafted_ me. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2767 "2020-07-09T16:02:49Z")
_Evil must be opposed!_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2768 "2020-07-09T17:11:15Z")
Mister Kim, we’re Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2769 "2020-07-09T21:57:03Z")
Excuse me, sir. Have you seen a rather large white rabbit with a yellow waistcoat and white gloves here about? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2770 "2020-07-10T00:20:18Z")
You don’t have the _lobes_. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2771 "2020-07-10T00:27:09Z")
That green-blooded son of a bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2772 "2020-07-10T19:03:16Z")
Just like the Federation! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2020, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2773 "2020-07-11T15:55:31Z")
Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2020, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2774 "2020-07-11T18:14:56Z")
If I save your butt, your life belongs to me. Isn’t that some kind of Indian custom? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2020, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2775 "2020-07-12T01:33:46Z")
You bleed. You bleed, Kirok. Behold-a god who bleeds! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2020, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2776 "2020-07-12T03:32:22Z")
Of course you should come! The splendor of fighting and killing; a bloodbath in the cause of vengeance - who wouldn’t want to come? ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2777 "2020-07-14T14:56:46Z")
Go ahead, but where’s the sport in a simple hanging?.. The terror of murder. The suspense. The _fun_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2778 "2020-07-14T15:00:36Z")
“The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it’s scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based! And if you can’t find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth about what happened, you don’t deserve to wear that uniform. I’m going to make this simple for you, Mr. Crusher: either you come forward and tell Admiral Brand what really took place, or I will.” “Captain…” “Dismissed!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2779 "2020-07-14T23:46:03Z")
That is how the Klingon lures a mate. Are you telling me to go yell at Salia? No. Men do not roar. Women roar…and they hurl heavy objects…and claw at you… What does the man do? He reads love poetry. He ducks a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2780 "2020-07-15T01:35:59Z")
Worf, we’re alone now. You don’t have to act like a Klingon glacier. I don’t bite. Well, that’s wrong. I _do_ bite. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2781 "2020-07-15T04:03:18Z")
Heh heh heh. I never answer questions from plebes, Jimmy Boy. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2782 "2020-07-15T16:37:20Z")
KIRK: If it’s fighting that you want, you may have it. TRELANE: Are you challenging me to a duel? KIRK: If you have the courage. TRELANE: Oh, this is better than I’d planned. I shall not shirk an affair of honour. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2783 "2020-07-15T16:42:50Z")
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