# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/262 "2014-09-17T15:42:44Z")
“I used a hand phaser, and _zap_. Hot coffee!” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/263 "2014-09-17T16:00:24Z")
Aye. And if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a wagon. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/264 "2014-09-17T16:17:53Z")
“Weakness is something we dare not show.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/265 "2014-09-17T17:06:22Z")
Oh, you bogus frat, you. You’re the cause of all this, are you? ---
**Author:** ![Boggette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@Boggette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boggette)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/266 "2014-09-17T17:13:40Z")
“Doctor gave me a pill! I grew a new kidney!” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/267 "2014-09-17T17:29:13Z")
“If they give you any trouble, screw them!” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/268 "2014-09-17T20:07:18Z")
Poetry, Captain? Non-regulation. ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/269 "2014-09-17T20:26:52Z")
“Only a fool fights in a burning house.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/270 "2014-09-17T20:50:40Z")
If it isn’t Captain James Tiberius Perfect-Hair! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/271 "2014-09-17T20:54:59Z")
You mistake my choice not to feel as a reflection of my not caring, while I assure you the truth is precisely the opposite. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/272 "2014-09-17T21:08:33Z")
Harcourt! Harcourt Fenton Mudd, what have you been up to? \ Have you been drinking again? You answer me! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/273 "2014-09-17T21:09:58Z")
Ah. Then, I will try to make the best guess I can. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/274 "2014-09-17T21:31:29Z")
You Klingon BASTARD! you killed my son ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/275 "2014-09-17T23:28:46Z")
“It would appear the intelligence of this specimen is shockingly low.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/276 "2014-09-17T23:30:32Z")
We look for things. Things to make us go. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/277 "2014-09-17T23:39:54Z")
“Didn’t think I had it in me, did you?” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/278 "2014-09-17T23:46:44Z")
Let’s see what she’s got. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/279 "2014-09-17T23:56:24Z")
“You excite me. Why?” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/280 "2014-09-18T00:02:48Z")
Fully functional? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/281 "2014-09-18T01:12:02Z")
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