# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 141
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2804 "2020-07-30T12:30:41Z")
Out! We need no urging to hate humans. But for the present, only a fool fights in a burning house. Out! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2805 "2020-07-30T13:27:02Z")
I didn’t mean to say that the _Enterprise_ should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away _as_ garbage! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2806 "2020-08-01T02:42:25Z")
Inefficiency exists in the antimatter input valve. I will effect repair. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2807 "2020-08-01T12:25:04Z")
This unit must die. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2808 "2020-08-01T13:53:40Z")
ug.ly bags of most.ly wat.er ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2809 "2020-08-01T13:59:37Z")
Spock: Check the circuit! Tyler: All operating, sir. Spock: It can’t be the screen, then. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2810 "2020-08-01T18:31:54Z")
I don’t need any more Antarean glow-water. I use it to polish the Spican flame gems. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2811 "2020-08-01T21:59:33Z")
Harcourt Fenton Mudd! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2812 "2020-08-01T22:33:55Z")
Sir, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2813 "2020-08-02T00:45:38Z")
The creature. It kills. It needs salt to live. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2814 "2020-08-02T00:50:22Z")
Mr. Kim… at ease, before you sprain something. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2815 "2020-08-04T20:59:14Z")
See your path. Stay on it. Reach your destination. Cadet to Captain. Just like that. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2816 "2020-08-05T01:56:47Z")
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2817 "2020-08-05T16:06:59Z")
The women! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2818 "2020-08-05T19:07:47Z")
My invitation must have gotten lost in subspace. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2819 "2020-08-06T00:29:43Z")
Ah, Microbrain. Growl, and let me know you still care. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2820 "2020-08-06T14:10:11Z")
Cellular peptide cake…with mint frosting. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2821 "2020-08-07T15:43:01Z")
In my universe, the artificial intelligence took orders from me, not the other way around. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2822 "2020-08-07T15:53:52Z")
Well, are you coming, Jim? Or do you want to go through life looking like your First Officer? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2823 "2020-08-07T19:09:56Z")
Does she know what she’s getting, Spock? A carcass full of memory banks who should be squatting in a mushroom, instead of passing himself off as a man? You belong in a circus, Spock, not a starship. Right next to the dog-faced boy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=140) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=142)