# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 142
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2020, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2824 "2020-08-08T03:39:04Z")
Whoever he is, he sure talks gloomy. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2020, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2825 "2020-08-08T21:06:03Z")
I got to hold a heart! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2020, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2826 "2020-08-09T01:01:52Z")
CHAPEL: Mister Spock’s blood reproduction rate is up over two hundred percent. Sarek’s heartbeat has risen to three hundred and twenty four. Blood pressure ninety over forty, dropping. MCCOY: I wish I knew whether that was good or bad. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2020, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2827 "2020-08-09T02:44:22Z")
Chekov, Bones. Let those people go. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2020, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2828 "2020-08-09T14:38:28Z")
Ee’d Plebnista. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2829 "2020-08-09T21:26:59Z")
qagh Sopbe’ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2830 "2020-08-10T01:08:12Z")
Fizzbin. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2831 "2020-08-10T16:29:19Z")
> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#): > > I got to hold a heart! Boimler: “Romulan whiskey is against regulations!” Mariner: “Yeah, because it’s _awesome_.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2832 "2020-08-10T23:42:57Z")
Its…it’s _ **green** _. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2833 "2020-08-11T00:51:53Z")
Does it make a good mix with Scotch? It should. I’ll let ya know. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2834 "2020-08-11T04:14:52Z")
You try to cross brains with Spock, he’ll cut you to pieces every time. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2835 "2020-08-11T15:16:09Z")
I know nothing about a brain. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2836 "2020-08-12T19:48:21Z")
It’s called multi-tasking, people. They do it on the _Enterprise_ all the time! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2837 "2020-08-12T19:50:09Z")
Oh, well, now. Aren’t you contentious for a minor bipedal species? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2020, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2838 "2020-08-13T00:46:10Z")
Your emotions are most discordant. We do not wish to seem inhospitable, but gentlemen, you must leave. Yes, please leave us. The mere presence of beings like yourselves is intensely painful to us. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2020, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2839 "2020-08-13T14:20:45Z")
When your logic doesn’t work, you raise your voice? You’ve been on Earth too long. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2840 "2020-08-14T17:35:49Z")
Okeydokey. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2841 "2020-08-14T17:36:45Z")
We reach, brother! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2842 "2020-08-14T22:35:13Z")
And you want to be as stupid as them, dear Brother? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2843 "2020-08-15T04:36:01Z")
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