# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 143
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2844 "2020-08-16T15:18:54Z")
Your Agonizer, please. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2845 "2020-08-16T21:15:49Z")
I hate you! And I BERATE you! And I say “screw you” too. We’re all bloody worthless… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2846 "2020-08-17T01:31:07Z")
It’s a miracle these people ever got out of the twentieth century. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2847 "2020-08-17T03:56:07Z")
Do not approach me unannounced – especially while I am eating. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2848 "2020-08-19T20:43:32Z")
I always knew we’d be meeting people from other planets, but… other centuries? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2849 "2020-08-20T14:15:05Z")
How rare, and how beautiful. But so incongruous when spoken by a soldier. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2850 "2020-08-20T23:49:38Z")
Ah a Nubian prize. Taken on one of your raids of conquest, no doubt, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2851 "2020-08-21T13:46:26Z")
Nice tea. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2852 "2020-08-22T23:18:22Z")
Don’t wait for the translation! Answer me now! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2853 "2020-08-23T00:19:40Z")
Gotta love Christopher Plummer! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2854 "2020-08-23T01:14:16Z")
Apollo: “I am Apollo. I’ve chosen you.” Lt. Carolyn Palamas: “I’m sure that’s very flattering, but I must get on with my work now.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2855 "2020-08-23T01:25:18Z")
I am Lord Garth, formerly of Izar, and I lead the future masters of the universe. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2856 "2020-08-23T01:31:26Z")
“Starfleet, the _funnest_ frontier?!?” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2857 "2020-08-23T15:42:00Z")
So, if you jump up and down like an idiot, that is considered funny? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2858 "2020-08-24T16:24:59Z")
If you’d missed my company, I should think you’d have summoned me before now. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2859 "2020-08-25T15:14:58Z")
I am going to lock you up for 200 years. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2860 "2020-08-25T16:17:28Z")
There is, of course, no escape. How would it be? Trapped forever with a raging madman at your throat until time itself came to a stop? For eternity. How would it be? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2861 "2020-08-25T18:12:41Z")
Yes, but my heart was in the right place. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2862 "2020-08-26T15:51:27Z")
I’m just an old country doctor. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2863 "2020-08-26T16:18:14Z")
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