# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 144
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2864 "2020-08-27T15:20:14Z")
Data: “This contradicts everything we know about Holodeck physics.” Prof. Moriarty: “Then perhaps you don’t know as much as you thought.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2020, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2865 "2020-08-28T14:16:31Z")
Pray for me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2020, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2866 "2020-08-28T14:20:27Z")
I was created as a plaything so that your Commander Data could masquerade as Sherlock Holmes. But they made me too well, and I became more than a character in a story. I became self-aware. I am _alive_. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2020, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2867 "2020-08-28T14:58:04Z")
From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2020, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2868 "2020-08-28T15:18:35Z")
My hour is almost come, when I to sulphurous and tormenting fires must render up myself. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2869 "2020-08-31T14:10:46Z")
Policemen. I’d recognize them in any century! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2870 "2020-08-31T15:07:00Z")
You are NOT of The Body! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2871 "2020-09-01T14:01:29Z")
The program fashioned her for me to love. But I must admit I would have done so anyway. She is remarkable. My life has not been the same since I met her. I don’t simply love her, Captain, I _adore_ her! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2872 "2020-09-01T14:41:01Z")
You cannot love an android, Captain. I love her. She is my handiwork, my property. She is what I desire. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2873 "2020-09-03T14:30:07Z")
Nobody’s perfect. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2874 "2020-09-03T14:33:07Z")
Don’t you give me that sarcastic Vulcan salute! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2875 "2020-09-03T22:13:55Z")
On Vulcan, the method is called tal-shaya. It was considered a merciful form of execution in ancient times. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2876 "2020-09-04T14:05:45Z")
Yeah, no, we’re not really elite. We’re more like the cool, scrappy underdogs of the ship. You know, we don’t wash our hands, we’re doing kick flips all the time… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2877 "2020-09-05T22:53:29Z")
Double lattice! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2878 "2020-09-06T00:12:14Z")
Eat any good books lately? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2879 "2020-09-06T03:01:03Z")
Nothing like a cold beer after a smooth second contact. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2880 "2020-09-10T21:22:44Z")
I couldn’t call a place home unless it came with a pair of warp nacelles. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2881 "2020-09-10T21:55:36Z")
Ya canna change the laws of physics! I’ve got to have thirty minutes! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2020, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2882 "2020-09-11T14:46:29Z")
Tell me how your planet looks on a lazy evening when the moon is full. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2883 "2020-09-12T18:17:46Z")
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