# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 146
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2020, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2904 "2020-09-29T21:28:37Z")
Kill Worf. Kill Worf. Kill Worf. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2020, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2905 "2020-09-29T23:46:29Z")
Sir! I protest! I am NOT a Merry Man! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2906 "2020-09-30T02:09:26Z")
After we dump this in storage, let’s hit the bar and see if we can get a cute lieutenant to argue with me. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2907 "2020-09-30T02:20:56Z")
Get out of here, Q! NO! We are done with random stuff today! We’re not putting up with any of your Q bullshit! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2908 "2020-09-30T02:53:38Z")
Oh! You wound me, _mon capitaine_! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2909 "2020-09-30T13:37:25Z")
I’ve really got to think of something cool to say when we’re going to warp… something like, “It’s warp time.” What do you think of that? Was that good for you? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2910 "2020-09-30T15:53:28Z")
You either believe in yourself, or you don’t. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2911 "2020-09-30T19:13:05Z")
Then the evil must be destroyed. That is the Prime Directive. And you are the evil. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2912 "2020-09-30T19:34:02Z")
Well, if you see an unaligned EPS conduit, don’t call me… mine are aligned as _hell._ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2913 "2020-10-02T23:10:18Z")
Vacation’s over. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2914 "2020-10-02T23:40:27Z")
We’ve done nothing here. No accomplishments, no progress. Three years wasted. We wanted to make this planet a garden. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2915 "2020-10-04T03:49:43Z")
Uh, do the Janeway Protocol. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2916 "2020-10-04T21:13:16Z")
Have you ever made paella? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2917 "2020-10-04T21:55:49Z")
Freeze program! In thousands of simulations, that’s _literally_ never happened before. [excitedly] Let’s try another one, on a ship with even _more_ children! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2918 "2020-10-04T22:12:15Z")
Computer, shut this bloody thing off. It’s time I acted my age. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2919 "2020-10-06T17:07:52Z")
I’m your copilot? You’re taking on more work just to _bug_ me? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2920 "2020-10-09T21:30:53Z")
We don’t want to destroy life, we want to save it. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2921 "2020-10-09T21:41:57Z")
It is time to sleep. It is over. Failure. The murderers have won. Death is welcome. Let it end here. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2922 "2020-10-10T17:15:41Z")
_Assassins! Murderers!_ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2923 "2020-10-10T18:11:17Z")
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