# Random Star Trek Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Tags:** star-trek-paramount\
**Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2924 "2020-10-10T20:18:11Z")

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When your logic doesn’t work, you raise your voice? You’ve been on Earth too long.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2925 "2020-10-10T21:13:31Z")

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Oh, I just got a new scythe!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2926 "2020-10-10T21:47:32Z")

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What must I do to convince you people?

Die.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2927 "2020-10-11T19:47:31Z")

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I’m ready.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2928 "2020-10-13T19:45:18Z")

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Perhaps the unfortunate accident I had as a child…?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2929 "2020-10-13T22:45:25Z")

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I think he took a little too much L.D.S…

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2020, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2930 "2020-10-14T15:43:53Z")

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I am Spock, a dealer in kevas and trillium.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2931 "2020-10-15T00:09:39Z")

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Blood thins. The body fails. One is finally grateful for a failing memory. I no longer treasure life, not even my own. I am tired! And the past is a blank.

[when I first watched this years ago I was certain he was about to say “I am Kodos!”, and said line was likely meant to evoke that expectation in the viewer]

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2932 "2020-10-15T01:34:22Z")

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Are you sure it isn’t time for a colorful metaphor?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2933 "2020-10-15T13:03:16Z")

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Curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2934 "2020-10-15T14:20:18Z")

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The fact that my internal arrangement differs from yours, Doctor, pleases me no end.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2935 "2020-10-16T16:04:51Z")

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Rebooting.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2936 "2020-10-16T18:16:00Z")

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My invitation must have gotten lost in subspace.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2937 "2020-10-16T23:19:17Z")

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It appears to be a multi-phasic temporal convergence in the space-time continuum.

In English, Data.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2938 "2020-10-17T01:24:32Z")

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You never told me if you had another name, Mr Spock?

You couldn’t pronounce it.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2939 "2020-10-17T21:41:03Z")

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Sir, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2020, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2940 "2020-10-18T20:50:06Z")

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Listen.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2020, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2941 "2020-10-18T23:29:25Z")

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But he was alone. Can you imagine the mind emptied by that thing? Without even a tormentor for company.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2020, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2942 "2020-10-19T16:02:40Z")

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Mr. Kim… at ease, before you sprain something.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2020, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2943 "2020-10-19T22:59:08Z")

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_This_ gives me the right.

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