# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 148
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2020, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2944 "2020-10-19T23:03:56Z")
Assimilate _ **this** _. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2945 "2020-10-20T14:46:54Z")
Brad Boimler: “I’ve never even heard of an Anabaj. How did you know?” Beckett Mariner: “Affinity for red, drawn to the weak-minded, plus I kinda dated one once, but only to make my mom mad.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2946 "2020-10-20T18:17:40Z")
Oh, the jazz. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2947 "2020-10-20T18:59:19Z")
Ah, the giants. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2948 "2020-10-22T17:44:32Z")
I will _feed_ him. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2020, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2949 "2020-10-23T19:39:23Z")
Bureaucracy is where fun goes to die. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2020, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2950 "2020-10-23T20:38:51Z")
I never have any fun! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2951 "2020-10-24T22:47:59Z")
I love the warp core! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2020, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2952 "2020-10-27T21:03:07Z")
Brace! Brace! Brace! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2020, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2953 "2020-10-27T23:20:10Z")
I want to stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2020, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2954 "2020-10-28T12:50:58Z")
Just like the Federation! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2955 "2020-10-31T15:10:02Z")
Cake is eternal. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2956 "2020-10-31T18:26:55Z")
We must drink. This is tranya. I hope you relish it as much as I. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2957 "2020-11-02T19:48:16Z")
Let us begin. Together. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2020, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2958 "2020-11-03T01:55:11Z")
Everything will be an eye-opener to you. There’s a thousand planets out there, a thousand races, and I’ll show everything to you, soon as I learn my way around again. Maybe I can make up a little for everything you’ve done for me. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2020, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2959 "2020-11-03T02:18:58Z")
“Assume you are a Slaver war computer. You’ve been turned off. You do not know for how long, but when you were turned off, there was a war on. Now you are awakened by aliens you never saw before. They do not know any of the military passwords. They ask you so many questions, it is obvious they know little about you. Your owner is nowhere about. What would you think?” “I’d think I’d been captured by the enemy, or AN enemy, at least.” “And when they ask you how to find your most powerful weapon setting, what would you give them?” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2020, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2960 "2020-11-04T16:54:12Z")
Why was my phaser order countermanded? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2020, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2961 "2020-11-04T18:23:31Z")
Ooh, this is the new shuttle with a blast shield! Yeeah! [sings] It’s a blast shield, it’s a blast shield. And it comes down, and it goes up. _Blast shield!_ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2020, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2962 "2020-11-05T02:15:12Z")
I just _love_ scanning for lifeforms! Lifeforms! You tiny little lifeforms! You precious little lifeforms! Where are you? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2020, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2963 "2020-11-06T22:31:12Z")
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