# Random Star Trek Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Tags:** star-trek-paramount\
**Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2964 "2020-11-07T18:34:18Z")

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Only Nixon could go to China.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2965 "2020-11-07T19:08:22Z")

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We were betrayed by a self-seeking adventurer who has led us all to the very brink of disaster.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2966 "2020-11-08T04:25:29Z")

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All this power, surging and throbbing, yet under control. Are you like that, Captain?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2020, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2967 "2020-11-10T19:57:12Z")

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Those are dilithium burns?! How are you still alive, man? You should be dead!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2020, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2968 "2020-11-10T21:01:22Z")

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Aye, sir.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2020, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2969 "2020-11-11T00:48:00Z")

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Scotty. Scotty’s dead. He had too much happiness. But now he’s happier he’s dead, and we’ll miss him. Let us hear it for our poor, dead friend.

_cue laughter_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2020, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2970 "2020-11-11T21:55:14Z")

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Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell _bad_.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2020, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2971 "2020-11-12T00:29:00Z")

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_ **Logic, logic!** _ I’m sick to death of logic. Do you want to know how I feel about your logic?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2020, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2972 "2020-11-12T15:18:54Z")

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…I’m sure you wouldn’t get eaten.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2973 "2020-11-13T14:53:24Z")

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You know as well as I do that fear only exists for one purpose… to be conquered.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2974 "2020-11-13T15:44:51Z")

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Unreal.  
Appearances only.  
They are shadows.  
Illusions.  
Nothing but ghosts of reality.  
They are lies.  
Falsehoods.  
Spectres without body.  
They are to be ignored.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2975 "2020-11-13T17:59:53Z")

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Give me your profit!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2976 "2020-11-14T21:33:11Z")

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It was raining Starfleet officers.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2977 "2020-11-15T00:09:54Z")

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The rest of you break up. You look like a cadet review.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2978 "2020-11-15T04:34:36Z")

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Look at us! Lower decks, breaching protocol together. Friendship!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2979 "2020-11-15T20:15:12Z")

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That’s a flying rain forest!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2980 "2020-11-15T20:43:21Z")

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Ugh! Delta Shift is the worst. They think they’re so much better than us, just because they’re so much better than us!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2020, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2981 "2020-11-16T19:22:55Z")

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We see the smoke, which is part of the air.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2020, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2982 "2020-11-16T20:40:53Z")

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LAFORGE: The power needs to be rerouted through this venturi chamber before it can be channelled to the engine’s coils.  
REGINOD: It is broken.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2983 "2020-11-17T19:19:34Z")

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I’m a very good tailor.

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