# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/282 "2014-09-18T02:14:51Z")
Your beloved Adm. Nogura invoked a little-known, seldom-used reserve activation clause. In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/283 "2014-09-18T07:53:18Z")
I’m sick and tired of you penny-ante operators! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/284 "2014-09-18T12:52:36Z")
Please state the nature of the medical - oh, it’s you. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/285 "2014-09-18T12:55:23Z")
The Borg: party-poopers of the galaxy. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/286 "2014-09-18T13:28:11Z")
“I am far from the bones of my people.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/287 "2014-09-18T13:45:45Z")
No, it’s a beautiful lady, and we love her. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/288 "2014-09-18T13:48:38Z")
“Chaotic space intersects ours at the eighteenth dimensional gradient through a trimetric fracture.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/289 "2014-09-18T14:05:11Z")
Kirk: All right, Colonel. The truth is, I’m a little green man from Alpha Centauri, a beautiful place. You ought to see it. Colonel Fellini: I am going to lock you up for 200 years. Kirk: That ought to be just about right. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/290 "2014-09-18T18:50:45Z")
The mere presence of beings like yourselves is intensely painful to us. ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/291 "2014-09-18T18:58:06Z")
KIRK: It’s the custom of my people to help one another when we’re in trouble. (He kisses her.) SHAHNA: And this. Is this also helping? KIRK: You could call it that. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/292 "2014-09-18T19:08:15Z")
Dialysis? What is this, the Dark Ages? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/293 "2014-09-18T19:08:35Z")
I’m with Starfleet. We don’t lie. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/294 "2014-09-18T22:39:06Z")
“Good … honest … hatred. Very refreshing!” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/295 "2014-09-18T23:28:34Z")
This is revolting! Another? Yes, please! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/296 "2014-09-19T00:05:48Z")
You are strange. Are you not of the Body? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/297 "2014-09-19T04:12:35Z")
I grow… [airy handwave] fatigued. ---
**Author:** ![Reepicheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@Reepicheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reepicheep)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/298 "2014-09-19T06:08:17Z")
I think I joined the wrong intelligence service. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/299 "2014-09-19T12:26:27Z")
I want to stay … stay … stay … ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/300 "2014-09-19T12:30:51Z")
“There was a young lady from Venus, Whose body was shaped like a -” “Data!!” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/301 "2014-09-19T12:53:26Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > “There was a young lady from Venus, Whose body was shaped like a -” > “Data!!” 😃 I can’t remember the ep/movie, but I think I remember the line. Can you tell me? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=16)