# Random Star Trek Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Tags:** star-trek-paramount\
**Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2984 "2020-11-18T15:57:54Z")

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“What is this island?”  
“It’s called Earth.”  
“I know no island Earth. No matter. Continue.”

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2985 "2020-11-18T17:49:42Z")

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Brain and brain! What is brain?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2986 "2020-11-18T21:03:21Z")

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That remains to be seen.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2020, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2987 "2020-11-21T21:07:33Z")

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Repel all intruders, but do _not_ use it as an excuse to stop doing what you are doing! I want you to stay on track, and on time. It’s called multitasking, people! They do it on the _Enterprise_ all the time! I don’t want to hear any complaining, I only want to hear repelling of intruders, and people getting their work done!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2020, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2988 "2020-11-21T22:17:07Z")

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Magnificent!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2020, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2989 "2020-11-21T22:38:03Z")

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Oh, rot!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2020, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2990 "2020-11-22T19:10:38Z")

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You had me at “unsanctioned mission”.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2991 "2020-11-25T02:43:45Z")

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" _Who are you?_ "  
" _Interrogative!_ "  
" _I am interrogative, yes, and I would appreciate an explanation._ "

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2992 "2020-11-25T13:40:24Z")

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I. Am. Nomad. I am performing my function. Deep emptiness, It approaches. Collision. Damage. Blackness. I. Am. The other. I am Tan Ru, Tan Ru. Nomad. Tan Ru. Error. Flaw. Imperfection. Must sterilise. Rebirth. We are complete. Much power. Gun ta. Noo. Icka. Tan Ru. The creator instructs. Search out. Identify. Sterilise imperfections. We are Nomad. We are Nomad. We are complete. We are instructed. Our purpose is clear. Sterilise imperfections. Sterilise imperfections. Nomad. Sterilise. Sterilise. Nomad, sterilise…

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2993 "2020-11-25T17:17:35Z")

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You are in error! You did not discovered your mistake; you have made two errors. You are flawed and imperfect, and you have not corrected by sterilization; you’re made three errors!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2994 "2020-11-25T18:29:35Z")

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> [@Kent\_Clark](#):
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> You are in error! You did not discovered your mistake; you have made two errors. You are flawed and imperfect, and you have not corrected by sterilization; **you’re** made three errors!

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SPOCK: I love you.

However, I hate _you._

ALICE 210: But, I am identical in every way with Alice Twenty Seven!

SPOCK: Yes, of course. That is exactly why I hate you.

Because you are identical.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2995 "2020-11-25T18:42:34Z")

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I have my father’s hands and my uncle’s tenacity.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2020, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2996 "2020-11-26T21:19:19Z")

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All of my old friends look like doctors. All of his look like you.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2997 "2020-11-27T00:40:50Z")

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I’m a surgeon, not a psychiatrist.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2998 "2020-11-28T20:05:55Z")

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If the Vulcans won’t give them the data, then the Romulans will.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2999 "2020-11-29T22:20:35Z")

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You always speak freely. Nobody can stop you from speaking freely!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3000 "2020-11-29T23:30:26Z")

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A question. Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born, I have awaited a question.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3001 "2020-11-30T15:26:15Z")

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Our speed is impossible!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3002 "2020-12-01T14:56:12Z")

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How can you get a permit to do a damn illegal thing!?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3003 "2020-12-01T19:12:56Z")

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Everybody hates you, Leland. Congratulations.

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