# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 151
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3004 "2020-12-02T02:20:25Z")
I hate this! It is _revolting_ ! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3005 "2020-12-02T22:31:28Z")
You’ll survive. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3006 "2020-12-06T16:55:34Z")
It is green. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3007 "2020-12-06T23:38:32Z")
If I had time, I’d have children. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3008 "2020-12-07T02:56:06Z")
Hail hail, fire and snow. Call the angel, we will go. Far away, for to see, friendly Angel, come to me. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3009 "2020-12-07T17:00:19Z")
Where else can you get fresh slug liver first thing in the morning? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3010 "2020-12-09T04:55:02Z")
T’Ana: You’ll be fine. Want me to clean up those disgusting scars? Beckett Mariner: Uh, no way. No. These are my trophies. T’Ana: Congratulations, you look like a f—ing scratching post. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3011 "2020-12-09T15:03:56Z")
“And he will require water. And you must provide him with a sandbox - and you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat, and a good cat…” “I will feed him.” “Perhaps that will be enough.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3012 "2020-12-09T21:00:43Z")
Can I help you? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2020, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3013 "2020-12-10T01:07:45Z")
Still up to your little game of replicas? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2020, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3014 "2020-12-10T05:37:52Z")
Anyway, let’s move on to somebody even more important, perhaps the most important person in Starfleet history, Chief Miles O’Brien. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2020, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3015 "2020-12-11T00:04:23Z")
“I’m Chief Miles Edward O’Brien. And I’m very much alive, and intend to stay that way!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2020, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3016 "2020-12-11T01:50:29Z")
I don’t belong on your ship. I belong on this one. This was my home. This is where I had a purpose. But it’s not real. It’s just a computer generated fantasy. And I’m just an old man who’s trying to hide in it. Computer, shut this bloody thing off. It’s time I acted my age. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2020, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3017 "2020-12-11T04:43:41Z")
If you ever disrespect me like that again, I’ll skip the court-martial and blow you out the airlock! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2020, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3018 "2020-12-11T13:57:32Z")
“So that’s the way we do it now? Sweep it under the rug, and me along with it? Not on your life. I intend to fight!” “Then you draw a general court!” “Draw it? I demand it, and right now, Commodore Stone, right now!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2020, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3019 "2020-12-11T17:30:26Z")
This is fantasy! We all know the murderer is sitting right here. You’re trying to cloud the issue. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2020, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3020 "2020-12-12T02:59:32Z")
Assassins! Murderers! Murderers! Assassins! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2020, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3021 "2020-12-12T03:13:48Z")
Klingon bastard! You killed my son! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2020, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3022 "2020-12-12T13:24:53Z")
I’m Captain Kirk. I’m Captain Kirk! I’m Captain Kirk! I’m Captain Kirk! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2020, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3023 "2020-12-12T22:03:46Z")
“Cool. Well, live long and prosper.” "Don’t you give me that sarcastic Vulcan salute! _Beckett!"_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=150) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=152)