# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 154
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3064 "2020-12-23T04:30:49Z")
Is this how your crew treats authority? When it’s known I mispronounce things? Are you really making foun of me?! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3065 "2020-12-23T14:14:29Z")
We slith among the mimsey toves, and gyre among the borogoves. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3066 "2020-12-24T22:28:36Z")
I’m pretty good at getting demoted. In the last _hour?_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2020, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3067 "2020-12-26T15:33:58Z")
One crisis at a time. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2020, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3068 "2020-12-26T17:27:14Z")
We’re talking about universal Armageddon, you green-blooded, inhuman… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3069 "2020-12-27T18:14:04Z")
You want to acquire peace. Fine. How much are you willing to pay for it? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3070 "2020-12-27T20:13:20Z")
Second star to the right… and straight on 'til morning. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3071 "2020-12-27T21:20:55Z")
Out there. Thataway! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3072 "2020-12-27T22:28:29Z")
"Excuse me, sir. Can you direct me to the naval base in Alameda? It’s where they keep the nuclear _wessels_. " ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2020, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3073 "2020-12-29T19:48:14Z")
Where?! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2020, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3074 "2020-12-29T22:00:36Z")
Explain yourself, captain. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2020, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3075 "2020-12-30T01:42:22Z")
I am not programmed to respond in that area. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2020, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3076 "2020-12-30T02:29:18Z")
Non sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2020, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3077 "2020-12-30T13:33:44Z")
You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie. You lie. You tell the truth. But you cannot for…Illogical! Illogical! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2020, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3078 "2020-12-30T14:41:41Z")
I grow… [airy hand wave] fatigued. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2020, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3079 "2020-12-30T15:44:02Z")
“Mr. Spock, remind me to tell you that I’m sick and tired of your logic.” “That is a most illogical attitude.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2020, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3080 "2020-12-30T17:19:02Z")
Logic! Logic! I’m sick to death of logic! Do you want to know how I feel about your logic? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2020, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3081 "2020-12-30T22:52:02Z")
MCCOY: Are you trying to kill me, Spock? Is that what you really want? Think. What are you feeling? Rage? Jealousy? Have you ever had those feelings before? SPOCK: This is impossible. Impossible. I am a Vulcan. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3082 "2020-12-31T15:34:30Z")
We are Lursa and B’etor. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3083 "2020-12-31T23:37:09Z")
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