# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 155
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3084 "2020-12-31T23:47:11Z")
\*\*“I… am Landru. You have come to a world without hate, without fear, without conflict. No war, no disease, no crime. None of the ancient evils. Landru seeks…tranquility. Peace for all. The universal good.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2021, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3085 "2021-01-02T05:35:45Z")
You know, I’m sorry, but I’m starting to think that Barb might not actually exist. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2021, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3086 "2021-01-02T19:37:03Z")
Explain. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3087 "2021-01-08T16:23:02Z")
Let’s fly. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3088 "2021-01-08T16:46:56Z")
When Petrarch climbed Mount Verdoun, and saw all Europe below him, he knew he was witnessing the birth of a new age. He was witnessing the Renaissance. The rebirth of our world. So, Catarina, at this summit here, you and I will be reborn. Reborn, with wings. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3089 "2021-01-09T02:21:46Z")
“And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3090 "2021-01-09T03:20:09Z")
When a man is convinced he’s going to die tomorrow, he’ll probably find a way to make it happen. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3091 "2021-01-09T03:44:20Z")
KIRK: But you have murdered. Scan the starship Excalibur, which you destroyed. Is there life aboard? M5: No life. KIRK: Because you murdered it. What is the penalty for murder? M5: Death. KIRK: And how will you pay for your acts of murder? M5: This unit must die. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3092 "2021-01-09T21:16:55Z")
There’s a deal to be made here. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3093 "2021-01-09T23:37:07Z")
#18: A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3094 "2021-01-12T18:34:17Z")
“Do you really think it’s that serious?!” “Serious?! Serious, Bones? It upsets the whole percentage.” " How do you mean?" “Well, in a few years, the Iotians may demand…a piece of OUR action!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3095 "2021-01-13T17:17:22Z")
Oh, she’s real. She’s as real as a hopped-up Q on Captain Picard Day. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3096 "2021-01-13T17:30:52Z")
Have you seen a White Rabbit? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3097 "2021-01-13T21:17:25Z")
You know, I’ve convinced myself that this is all in a cordrazine hallucination, but I’ve decided you’re not. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3098 "2021-01-13T23:47:36Z")
“Any chance these could be hallucinations?” “One hallucination flattened me with a clout on the jaw.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2021, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3099 "2021-01-14T00:27:19Z")
You stop this illusion, or I’ll twist your head off ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2021, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3100 "2021-01-14T04:02:14Z")
Armed and able-bodied crewmen are not attacked and slaughtered this easily. Apparently the killer can immobilize them as it approaches, perhaps with some hypnotic or paralyzing power. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2021, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3101 "2021-01-14T14:37:42Z")
That can’t be right. T88s aren’t even out yet. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2021, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3102 "2021-01-14T16:14:59Z")
The robot has been neutralized. May I go now? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2021, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3103 "2021-01-14T17:12:14Z")
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