# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 159
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3164 "2021-02-11T02:57:39Z")
Please, please - We’re looking for the naval base in Alameda can you tell us where the nuclear wessels are? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3165 "2021-02-11T03:29:40Z")
First, I thought you were a rogue Holodeck character; then, because of the way you were lurking around all day, I thought you were a Breen infiltrator. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3166 "2021-02-11T16:57:45Z")
I think, therefore I am. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3167 "2021-02-12T02:22:24Z")
I have pores; humans have pores. I have… fingerprints; humans have fingerprints. My chemical nutrients are like your blood. If you prick me - do I not… leak? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3168 "2021-02-12T05:17:23Z")
Finally I realized you’re probably a parasite. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3169 "2021-02-12T17:42:46Z")
Get out of here with that parasite. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3170 "2021-02-12T17:47:58Z")
“I am responsible for involving you in this. I will go.” “No, I’ll go. You’ll be responsible for getting me out of this. We will not be the instigators of full-scale war on the eve of universal peace.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3171 "2021-02-15T19:03:47Z")
Bitch, you’re the parasite! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3172 "2021-02-15T22:56:20Z")
Resistance…is FUTILE! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3173 "2021-02-18T16:49:37Z")
There are two f—ing people on your whole f—ing planet?!? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3174 "2021-02-18T18:41:20Z")
Your planet is dead! There’s nobody alive on Cheron because of hate. The cause you fought about no longer exists. Give yourselves time to breathe. Give up your hate. You’re welcome to live with us. Listen to me. You both must end up dead if you don’t stop hating. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3175 "2021-02-19T14:57:18Z")
“It’s not you I hate, Cardassian. I hate what I became because of you.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2021, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3176 "2021-02-20T05:05:59Z")
You maniacs! We just redid the floors! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2021, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3177 "2021-02-20T13:24:16Z")
Killers! Assassins! I won’t let you! I’ll kill you first! I won’t let you! You won’t get me! Murderers! Killers! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2021, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3178 "2021-02-20T23:21:57Z")
It is time to stop the bloodshed, to bury our dead. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2021, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3179 "2021-02-21T01:19:43Z")
What you had to do, what you always do. Turn death into a fighting chance to live. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2021, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3180 "2021-02-21T17:30:24Z")
Beauty survives. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3181 "2021-02-23T01:20:54Z")
“I have never met a Vulcan, sir.” “Nor I a work of art, madam.” _Kirk gives Spock a look like “You sly dog.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3182 "2021-03-01T15:54:01Z")
It’s not you I’m worried about. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3183 "2021-03-02T14:53:50Z")
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