# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/302 "2014-09-19T13:00:58Z")
“The women!” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/303 "2014-09-19T13:14:58Z")
If this thread continues to continue, a word about repeats. They are fine. I said random, so dupes are to be expected. Just like in Fizzbin, if I draw an Ace, I could also draw an Ace on the next card. Or roll a die on six 18 times in a row. Which leads to another quote: There is a certain degree of random fortune involved. I believe that is why they call it ‘gambling’. Baby needs a new pair of shoes. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/304 "2014-09-19T13:59:08Z")
And this. Is this the face that launched a thousand ships and burnt the topless towers of Ilium? Fair Helen, make me immortal with a kiss. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/305 "2014-09-19T18:18:32Z")
Mog: I don’t trust you behind me. Garak: There’s hope for you yet. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/306 "2014-09-19T18:57:06Z")
What is…_kiss_? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/307 "2014-09-20T02:48:18Z")
I’d advise ya to keep dialin’. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2014, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/308 "2014-09-20T03:32:39Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > I’d advise ya to keep dialin’. That’s “youse t’keep.” 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2014, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/309 "2014-09-20T13:33:04Z")
CHAPEL: Don’t you see, Roger? Everything you’ve done has proved it isn’t you. KORBY: I am Roger Korby! KIRK: Then prove it. Give me that phaser gun. If there’s any human left in you, give it to me. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2014, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/310 "2014-09-21T01:33:44Z")
Say “Bye-bye” to Starfleet Command for me and I’ll see you on “Hollywood Squares.” [_Star Drek_] ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2014, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/311 "2014-09-21T03:09:21Z")
Gracie is pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/312 "2014-09-21T03:29:41Z")
:: screeching tires :: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2014, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/313 "2014-09-21T03:46:43Z")
How do you know that?! Nobody knows that! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2014, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/314 "2014-09-21T07:36:11Z")
Gracie knows. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2014, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/315 "2014-09-21T13:43:31Z")
Maybe he’s singing to that man. [[Excellent site for all quotes ST.](http://www.chakoteya.net/startrek/index.htm) You’re welcome.] ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2014, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/316 "2014-09-21T21:33:38Z")
I am in control of my emotions! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/317 "2014-09-22T00:54:43Z")
I canna go on! I’m tired of happiness. I’m tired of comfort and pleasure. I’m ready! Kill me! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/318 "2014-09-22T02:33:37Z")
Would you like to use a butterfly net on him, Jim? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/319 "2014-09-22T02:36:37Z")
I got rights! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/320 "2014-09-22T02:45:11Z")
Rights, sir, human rights! The Bible. The Code of Hammurabi, and of Justinian. Magna Carta. The Constitution of the United States. Fundamental Declarations of the Martian Colonies. The Statutes of Alpha III. Gentlemen - these documents all speak of rights. Rights of the accused to a trial by his peers, to be represented by counsel. The rights of cross-examination. But most importantly, the right to be confronted by the witnesses against him - a right to which my client’s been denied. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/321 "2014-09-22T03:15:23Z")
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