# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 160
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3184 "2021-03-02T18:13:29Z")
The birds and the bees are not Vulcans, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3185 "2021-03-02T18:16:57Z")
“I regret that we meet in this way. You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2021, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3186 "2021-03-04T16:17:51Z")
Do you realize how hard it is to get cheese out of fur in a sonic shower? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2021, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3187 "2021-03-04T18:54:15Z")
"Get the cheese to sickbay. " ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2021, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3188 "2021-03-05T01:23:17Z")
Ah! I’ve been looking forward to _gagh_ . Haven’t had it for quite a while. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2021, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3189 "2021-03-05T22:09:03Z")
Gagh is best served live. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2021, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3190 "2021-03-06T03:06:45Z")
Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2021, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3191 "2021-03-06T03:46:07Z")
“Surely I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you, Admiral. I deprived your ship of power and when I swing around, I mean to deprive you of your life. But I wanted you to know first who it was who had beaten you.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2021, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3192 "2021-03-06T03:53:25Z")
By sparing your helpless enemy who surely would have destroyed you, you demonstrated the advanced trait of mercy, something we hardly expected. We feel there may be hope for your kind. Therefore, you will not be destroyed. It would not be civilised. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2021, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3193 "2021-03-08T18:22:54Z")
Heh-heh-heh. I never answer questions from plebes, Jimmy Boy. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2021, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3194 "2021-03-08T23:34:49Z")
Dunsel? Who the blazes is Captain Dunsel? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2021, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3195 "2021-03-09T15:54:18Z")
“We’re Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2021, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3196 "2021-03-09T21:36:52Z")
" If we fire on them, it’s an act of war." “I advise we fire on them!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2021, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3197 "2021-03-09T22:22:48Z")
We’re a killer species. It’s instinctive. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3198 "2021-03-10T04:16:30Z")
“That Picard never had a brush with death, never came face to face with his own mortality, never realized how fragile life is, or how important each moment must be.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3199 "2021-03-10T16:56:11Z")
Yeah, you know [the Holodeck’s] not just for hanging with Sherlock Holmes, and Robin Hood, and Sigmund Freud, and Cyrano de Bergerac, and Einstein, and da Vinci, and Stephen Hawking, and Socrates…. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3200 "2021-03-10T20:10:52Z")
When Petrarch climbed Mount Verdoun, and saw all Europe below him, he knew he was witnessing the birth of a new age. He was witnessing the Renaissance. The rebirth of our world. So, Catarina, at this summit here, you and I will be reborn. Reborn, with wings. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3201 "2021-03-10T21:38:11Z")
I can’t believe I actually made eye contact with one of the Zebulon sisters! Oh, God - I forgot how to breathe. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3202 "2021-03-10T22:46:21Z")
What is it he sees when he looks at you? I must know! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3203 "2021-03-11T02:52:24Z")
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