# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 161
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3204 "2021-03-11T13:32:17Z")
I am the only Cardassian left… and if no one else will stand against the Klingons, I will ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3205 "2021-03-11T13:44:28Z")
Good tea. Nice house. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3206 "2021-03-11T14:31:31Z")
Fun fact, I’m gonna rip your eyes out! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3207 "2021-03-11T15:02:35Z")
Yes, I enjoyed it… after all these years. I DID enjoy it! The one thing I wanted to do, after all these years, was beat the tar out of Finnegan. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3208 "2021-03-13T01:28:50Z")
Consider yourself on report. This is no time for heroics. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3209 "2021-03-13T01:52:28Z")
I’ll have ten chocolate sundaes. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3210 "2021-03-13T02:07:03Z")
“It’s an Earth drink. Prune juice.” “A warrior’s drink!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3211 "2021-03-13T13:36:36Z")
Where I come from, that’s soda pop. This is a drink for a man. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3212 "2021-03-13T16:09:06Z")
Well, Mr. Spock, for the next five or six hours, we’re going to have the happiest crew in space. Of course, we won’t get much work done. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2021, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3213 "2021-03-14T01:17:41Z")
“As days go, this is … a weird one.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2021, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3214 "2021-03-14T01:21:28Z")
We have three days to live over again. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2021, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3215 "2021-03-14T03:33:54Z")
GUINAN: What’s that? PICARD: That’s history fulfilling itself. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3216 "2021-03-17T17:13:41Z")
Phasers locked onto their warp core, Captain. Please, _please_ let me shoot their warp core. I have been _very_ good this month! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3217 "2021-03-18T13:07:14Z")
At first I thought the catwalk was spinning. As it turns out, it was me. I was lucky Ensign Fletcher was there to grab me; it’s a long way down to the bottom of the warp core. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3218 "2021-03-18T13:09:19Z")
Ahhhh! Gorn wedding! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3219 "2021-03-18T15:21:23Z")
You have lost. Admit it to yourself. Stop running. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3220 "2021-03-25T16:56:29Z")
I thought you said this trash wasn’t worth fighting for. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3221 "2021-03-25T22:19:10Z")
It is very cold… in SPACE! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3222 "2021-03-25T22:44:34Z")
You will die of suffocation, in the icy cold of space ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3223 "2021-03-25T23:08:15Z")
There is no way anyone can prevent it, sir. At some future date, I will be transported back to 19th-century Earth, where I will die. It has occurred. It will occur. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=160) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=162)