# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 162
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3224 "2021-03-26T16:03:04Z")
Avoiding damage is fighting! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3225 "2021-03-26T18:26:49Z")
All right, Jimmy boy. Go ahead, lay one on me. That’s what you always wanted, isn’t it? Come on. Come on. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2021, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3226 "2021-03-27T00:44:27Z")
“You hit the Klingons because they insulted the Enterprise, not because they --” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2021, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3227 "2021-03-28T18:58:15Z")
Starfleet officers don’t believe in hostile planets, only unprepared Away Teams. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2021, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3228 "2021-03-28T23:18:46Z")
**No kill I** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3229 "2021-04-04T17:46:36Z")
We are so getting fired for this. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2021, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3230 "2021-04-12T20:30:41Z")
Now this is how I prefer the Borg. In pieces! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2021, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3231 "2021-04-13T00:42:45Z")
Klingon. Shatter the cranial exoskeleton at the tricipital lobe. Death is immediate. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2021, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3232 "2021-04-13T01:07:17Z")
No. Not like this. I haven’t faced death. I’ve cheated death. I’ve tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2021, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3233 "2021-04-13T02:22:08Z")
We’re human beings with the blood of a million savage years on our hands, but we can stop it. We can admit that we’re killers, but we’re not going to kill today. That’s all it takes. Knowing that we won’t kill today. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2021, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3234 "2021-04-13T12:49:58Z")
Get off my ship. You’re a dead duck here. You’re powerless. We know about you, and we don’t want to play. Maybe there are others like you around. Maybe you’ve caused a lot of suffering, a lot of history, but that’s all over. We’ll be on guard now, ready for you. So ship out! Come on! Haul it! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2021, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3235 "2021-04-14T23:28:02Z")
Esteban! Esteban! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3236 "2021-04-15T13:49:46Z")
She’s 5% faster and 6% smarter. You know, I hand-edited all six billion sequences. It was really fun! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3237 "2021-04-15T14:05:51Z")
She’s human. Down to the last blood cell, she’s human. Down to the last thought, hope, aspiration, emotion, she’s human. The human spirit is free. You have no power of ownership. She’s free to do as she wishes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3238 "2021-04-15T14:07:09Z")
Sometimes when I say that I’m going to the bathroom, I’m really recoding her DNA. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3239 "2021-04-15T14:09:57Z")
She won’t survive much longer. There was nothing anyone could have done. We’d repolarise one pathway and another would collapse. And then another. His hands were moving faster than I could see, trying to stay ahead of each breakdown. He refused to give up. He was remarkable. It just wasn’t meant to be. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3240 "2021-04-15T16:42:09Z")
Zeus… Hermes… Hera… Aphrodite… you were right… Athena, you were right. The time is passed. There is no room for gods. Forgive me, my old friends. Take me. Take me. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3241 "2021-04-15T20:27:41Z")
I canna go on! I’m tired of happiness. I’m tired of comfort and pleasure. I’m ready! Kill me! Kill me! Goodbye, cruel universe. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3242 "2021-04-15T22:26:21Z")
Our species can only survive if we have obstacles to overcome. You take away all obstacles. Without them to strengthen us, we will weaken and die. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3243 "2021-04-16T01:02:19Z")
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