# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 165
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3284 "2021-04-30T22:49:43Z")
I was the one that got you into it. A directive from the Continuum. The part about the helping hand, though… was my idea. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3285 "2021-05-02T13:31:36Z")
Q2: Sacrificing yourself for these humans? Do I detect a little selfless act? Q: You flatter me. I was only trying to put a quick end to a miserable existence. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3286 "2021-05-03T04:11:17Z")
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few (or the one) ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3287 "2021-05-03T04:34:39Z")
I’m starting to think you know more about DNA than you do about dogs. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2021, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3288 "2021-05-04T14:44:36Z")
Have you seen Ransom’s photon torpedo? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2021, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3289 "2021-05-04T15:21:52Z")
Doctor, would you care to assist me in performing surgery on a photon torpedo? Fascinating! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2021, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3290 "2021-05-04T16:32:45Z")
I’m a doctor, not an engineer. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2021, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3291 "2021-05-04T23:16:20Z")
“Did you see that?” “No, and neither did you, so shut up!” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2021, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3292 "2021-05-05T16:16:30Z")
STELLA 1: Harcourt! Harcourt Fenton Mudd, what have you been up to? Have you been drinking again? You answer me! MUDD: Shut up! STELLA: You miserable, conniving toad! MUDD: I order you. Shut up, Stella! STELLA 1: Staying out all night then giving me some silly story. STELLA 2: Harcourt! Harcourt Fenton Mudd, you’ve been overeating again and drinking! MUDD: Kirk, you can’t do this. STELLA 2: You need constant supervision! MUDD: It’s inhuman. STELLA 2: I can see I’ve got my work cut out for me. STELLA 500: Harcourt! MUDD: No. Number _five hundred_? No, no, no… STELLA 500: What have you been up to?! MUDD: Kirk. It’s inhuman. Mercy. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2021, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3293 "2021-05-05T17:12:30Z")
_Dr. Roger Korby:_ You think I could love a machine? _Christine Chapel:_ Did you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2021, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3294 "2021-05-05T18:17:44Z")
Barf! No! Disgusting! No, for real, that is big barf! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2021, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3295 "2021-05-05T20:50:44Z")
Are you afraid of me, or just disgusted by my presence? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3296 "2021-05-06T00:56:31Z")
Tell her I feel fine. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3297 "2021-05-06T13:53:16Z")
I must warn you. Stepping aboard this vessel is consent to be surrounded by dark abnormalities, and the clinically obscene. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3298 "2021-05-06T14:29:54Z")
I wonder who it is we’re not supposed to be afraid of. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3299 "2021-05-06T20:43:00Z")
If you can’t take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It’s not safe out here. It’s wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it’s not for the timid. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3300 "2021-05-06T21:25:24Z")
The one thing I wanted to do after all these years was to beat the tar out of Finnegan. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3301 "2021-05-07T19:17:51Z")
Uh, how long will it take to get to the spa? I wasn’t sure how many books to bring. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2021, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3302 "2021-05-08T23:12:34Z")
Oh, them, well – I, uh – I was thinking about a little cabaret I know on Rigel II, and, uh – there were these two girls in the chorus line. And, well, here they are. Well, after all, I am on shore leave. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3303 "2021-05-09T01:29:22Z")
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