# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 166
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3304 "2021-05-10T00:45:01Z")
SCOTT: I found this on Ganeroo… Ganimera… mee. TOMAR: What is it? SCOTT: It’s, um. . . It’s green. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3305 "2021-05-11T15:26:28Z")
That green-blooded sonofabitch. It’s his revenge for all those arguments he lost. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3306 "2021-05-11T21:22:09Z")
What’s the word? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3307 "2021-05-11T23:42:27Z")
Herbert!! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3308 "2021-05-13T03:44:36Z")
Only Nixon can go to China. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3309 "2021-05-13T12:45:34Z")
Am I not now a prisoner of the Kohms as you are? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3310 "2021-05-13T16:16:36Z")
If those freaks think they can mutiny, they’re in for a rude awakening! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3311 "2021-05-13T16:53:07Z")
It is mutiny! Deliberate, vindictive, insane at its base! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3312 "2021-05-14T02:13:15Z")
We’re talking about a mutiny, Scotty. Aye. Are you ready for the vote? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3313 "2021-05-15T19:56:50Z")
No, no, no! The only reason I told you is so nobody gets hurt! We’re all Starfleet. We have to follow the rules! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3314 "2021-05-15T22:48:06Z")
“I never took the _Kobayashi Maru_ test until now. What do you think of my solution?” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3315 "2021-05-25T22:42:35Z")
Just to let you know, I’m an engineer. I know a little bit about ships. Well, more than a little bit, actually. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3316 "2021-05-26T01:25:29Z")
Geordi thinks he is in command here - and he is correct. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3317 "2021-05-26T02:42:40Z")
He’s king of his particular hill, Commander. You’ll have to treat him that way. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3318 "2021-05-26T21:43:25Z")
I like to keep my eye sharp. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2021, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3319 "2021-05-27T00:29:59Z")
On this supposedly uninhabited planet, I just saw a large rabbit ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2021, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3320 "2021-05-30T03:03:23Z")
Rutherford, we need your transporter thing up and running! _Now!_ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2021, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3321 "2021-05-30T10:11:47Z")
It’s my first ray gun. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2021, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3322 "2021-05-30T18:12:15Z")
With mint frosting. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2021, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3323 "2021-05-30T18:43:42Z")
McCOY: Dammit, do you want an acute case on your hands? This woman has immediate post-prandial upper abdominal distension! … Get out of the way! Get out of the way! _(later, once inside the OR)_ KIRK: What did you say she had got? McCOY: Cramps. _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=165) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=167)