# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 167
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3324 "2021-05-31T01:36:53Z")
Boim us out of here!!! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3325 "2021-06-01T22:47:58Z")
I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system - which is easy, by the way - I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer’s prized beagle. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3326 "2021-06-02T00:58:37Z")
I transported the whole kit and caboodle into their engine room, where they’ll be no tribble at all. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3327 "2021-06-02T17:28:22Z")
You will speak only into the Horn of Candor! With this horn, one of our most sacred horns, you must only speak the truth! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3328 "2021-06-03T16:04:31Z")
I have refined the design to increase the magnification level. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2021, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3329 "2021-06-06T19:50:22Z")
I can stub my toe with the best of them. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3330 "2021-06-07T01:10:02Z")
I did nothing – except get caught with my britches down. I must be senile. Mr. Saavik, you just keep right on quoting regulations. Meantime, let’s find out what the hell is going on and see how bad we’ve been – ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3331 "2021-06-07T22:58:27Z")
Bring your logic to me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3332 "2021-06-07T23:20:44Z")
Roga Danar? Are you nuts? I said, who’s the all-time biggest badass, not who’s a dude nobody’s heard about. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3333 "2021-06-08T00:33:37Z")
Another glorious chapter of Klingon history. Tell me, do they still sing songs of the great tribble hunt? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3334 "2021-06-08T02:47:25Z")
Enterprise, this is Captain William Riker of the Klingon vessel _Pagh_. I order you to lower your shields and surrender." ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3335 "2021-06-08T14:12:47Z")
I am Worf, commanding the Enterprise. And it is you who have committed an act of treason by firing upon this ship. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3336 "2021-06-08T14:22:12Z")
He totally outsmarted Picard, and he has amazing hair. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3337 "2021-06-08T23:14:24Z")
Revive him. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2021, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3338 "2021-06-09T17:14:05Z")
Does the creator wish me to repair the unit? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2021, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3339 "2021-06-09T17:22:04Z")
What about Khan, right? Khan was a genetically engineered supervillain! Dude was a space seed! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3340 "2021-06-10T14:39:44Z")
John Harrison was a fiction created the moment I was awoken by your Admiral Marcus to help him advance his cause, a smokescreen to conceal my true identity. My name is… Khan. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3341 "2021-06-10T14:54:22Z")
I don’t like to lose. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3342 "2021-06-10T15:35:18Z")
We could do, uh, Evasive Maneuver Eighty… Eight? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3343 "2021-06-13T23:01:47Z")
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