# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 168
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2021, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3344 "2021-06-14T21:47:06Z")
One million seven hundred seventy one thousand five hundred sixty one. That’s assuming one tribble, multiplying with an average litter of ten, producing a new generation every twelve hours over a period of three days. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3345 "2021-06-15T03:16:14Z")
In this galaxy, there’s a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that… and perhaps more, only one of each of us…Don’t destroy the one named Kirk. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3346 "2021-06-15T16:29:03Z")
You said ‘Send them a message.’ That means phasers! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3347 "2021-06-15T22:53:44Z")
I know who I am. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3348 "2021-06-16T19:51:22Z")
It means to send them a message to invite them to dinner! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3349 "2021-06-19T23:15:34Z")
Don’t pass out. Nobody’s authorized to pass out! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3350 "2021-06-20T01:32:36Z")
I am free of it and the pain. And I’m also quite blind. An equitable trade, doctor. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3351 "2021-06-20T20:20:46Z")
The factors in her favor are youth and strength, plus unusually strong female drives . ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3352 "2021-06-21T01:07:55Z")
Captain, look at my legs. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3353 "2021-06-21T14:27:33Z")
Great work nerve-pinching those Vulcans, baby bear. Who knew you’d be better at it than they are? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2021, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3354 "2021-06-22T17:24:24Z")
A teddy bear?! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2021, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3355 "2021-06-23T23:27:58Z")
Please respond. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3356 "2021-06-24T13:54:08Z")
I never get to clean the conference room. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2021, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3357 "2021-06-27T22:25:01Z")
Oh, I’m never going to be the captain. Never. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3358 "2021-06-28T01:30:20Z")
Captain Kirk, you and your crew have saved this planet from its own short-sightedness, and we are forever in your debt. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3359 "2021-06-29T19:34:41Z")
You did _not_ do martial arts on multiple armed guards! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3360 "2021-06-29T22:18:21Z")
Everyone, hang on! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3361 "2021-06-29T23:12:25Z")
Ohhh shhhhiiiitttttt! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3362 "2021-06-30T01:16:42Z")
If we’re going to be damned, let’s be damned for what we really are. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3363 "2021-06-30T19:03:47Z")
Captain, someone is replacing everyone on the ship with imposters who claim not to know me! We might be in a parallel dimension! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=167) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=169)