# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/322 "2014-09-22T03:47:59Z")
‘Serious,’ Bones? I was positively grim! ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/323 "2014-09-22T04:23:25Z")
“Shaka, when the walls fell.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/324 "2014-09-22T17:28:06Z")
Your agoniser, please. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/325 "2014-09-22T17:50:56Z")
Have no fear, Sargon’s here. (Blooper reel) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/326 "2014-09-23T02:46:06Z")
So would an ermine violin, Doctor, but I see no practical point in having one. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/327 "2014-09-23T03:20:00Z")
Ah! You are attempting to seduce me! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/328 "2014-09-23T03:50:04Z")
I sorry, Captain. I never met a god before. And you haven’t yet. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/329 "2014-09-23T03:53:16Z")
You know what Joe’s mistake was? He wasn’t born an Irishman. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/330 "2014-09-23T04:05:49Z")
So, five-card stud, nothing wild. And the sky’s the limit. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/331 "2014-09-23T17:18:16Z")
Lunkhead?!? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/332 "2014-09-23T17:26:07Z")
The play’s the thing, wherein we’ll catch the conscience of the king. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/333 "2014-09-23T17:34:45Z")
I think you’re both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month… sir. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/334 "2014-09-23T18:50:39Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > So would an ermine violin, Doctor, but I see no practical point in having one. Nitpick: “advantage,” not practical point. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/335 "2014-09-23T18:51:39Z")
“Androids don’t eat, Miss Chapel.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/336 "2014-09-23T18:57:17Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > I think you’re both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month… sir. If you listen closely to that, Spock actually says “gonna.” > [@vivalostwages](#): > > Nitpick: “advantage,” not practical point… Ah, thanks! You didn’t come back! You’re… supposed… to… come… back! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/337 "2014-09-23T18:57:21Z")
You got nothin’! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/338 "2014-09-23T19:21:34Z")
Resistance is futile. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/339 "2014-09-23T23:00:38Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > If you listen closely to that, Spock actually says “gonna.” I am totally stunned; not only that they let Nimoy slide on that one but that IMdB WAS RIGHT! Augh! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/340 "2014-09-23T23:27:36Z")
**SULU:** Hey, why don’t you come down to the gym with me, Kevin m’lad? Why not? Light workout will take the edge off.\* \*Kinda takes on a whole new meaning now, doesn’t it? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/341 "2014-09-23T23:46:02Z")
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