# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 170
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2021, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3384 "2021-07-10T21:08:47Z")
I don’t like bullies. I don’t like threats, and I don’t like you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3385 "2021-07-11T15:10:47Z")
This report is a veritable fruit salad of insubordination. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3386 "2021-07-11T15:23:32Z")
A total of fifteen incurably insane out of billions is not what I would call an excessive figure. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3387 "2021-07-12T17:01:09Z")
Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3388 "2021-07-12T20:35:18Z")
Sorry. Captain’s orders. She wants us to meet every week cooking up some healthy strategies to marinate you into the officer she knows you can be. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3389 "2021-07-13T01:46:04Z")
Data : Oh, yes! I hate this! It is revolting! Guinan: More? Data : Please! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3390 "2021-07-13T13:52:01Z")
We need to find an outlet for all that rage. Have you ever made paella? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3391 "2021-07-13T15:26:11Z")
When one has been angry for a very long time, one gets used to it. And it becomes comfortable, like…like old leather. And finally it becomes so familiar that one can’t ever remember feeling any other way. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3392 "2021-07-13T17:59:25Z")
I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to interrupt your little quest. Captain Ahab has to go hunt his whale. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3393 "2021-07-14T19:12:57Z")
Don’t talk to me, I’m pissed off! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3394 "2021-07-16T13:46:26Z")
Your thoughts are your own. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3395 "2021-07-16T13:48:48Z")
Whoa! Amazing! We had that exact same conversation an hour ago. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3396 "2021-07-16T14:54:19Z")
I am experiencing _nIb’poH_, the feeling I have done this before. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3397 "2021-07-16T19:28:11Z")
If this was actually happening, they’d send the _Enterprise_. But, you know. Artistic license. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2021, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3398 "2021-08-06T20:37:42Z")
It was a mild shock. He will recover. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2021, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3399 "2021-08-07T16:42:35Z")
Spot is sleeping. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2021, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3400 "2021-08-07T17:27:14Z")
The curtain, the curtain rises. It rises. There’s no time to sleep. The play. The play. The play’s the thing, wherein we’ll catch the conscience of the king. [If they had used Lady MacBeth’s _Out Damned Cat_ line, I’d have used that instead] ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2021, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3401 "2021-08-11T14:41:03Z")
Mmm, time to take this puppy off its leash. Warp me! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3402 "2021-08-15T20:06:33Z")
Guards! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2021, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3403 "2021-08-17T03:16:53Z")
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