# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 172
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3424 "2021-09-28T17:41:46Z")
I’ve met a Vulcan before, sir. Nor I a work of art, madam. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3425 "2021-09-28T18:44:29Z")
It took you thirty-three years to come up with “Joe”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2021, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3426 "2021-09-29T16:38:56Z")
[Should that be “I’ve _never_ met a Vulcan before,” **AH**?] Get off my mom, you bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2021, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3427 "2021-09-30T20:19:10Z")
These lab rats are fighting back. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2021, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3428 "2021-09-30T20:35:36Z")
yes it should 🖖 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2021, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3429 "2021-10-01T14:22:09Z")
I know all your moves, and everything about you. I know you dressed up as Toby Targ every Halloween, even when you were too old. And I know that you actually love the warp core! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2021, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3430 "2021-10-01T15:53:19Z")
It’s no better than turning it over to the computer, but no worse either - but I say forget the numbers! There’s no way the computer can compensate for the human factor, the, the intuition, the experience. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2021, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3431 "2021-10-06T15:31:22Z")
Time of Life: 0900 hours. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2021, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3432 "2021-10-06T17:41:20Z")
Take that back! The warp core’s lame! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2021, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3433 "2021-10-07T20:42:02Z")
Garak was right about one thing: a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2021, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3434 "2021-10-10T23:11:52Z")
Avoid death, and cower. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3435 "2021-10-15T15:13:41Z")
I may hate protocol, but I don’t hate this ship. I don’t hate the crew. I work with my best friends. The captain’s my mom. I would do anything for her. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3436 "2021-10-15T19:18:02Z")
A fancy vocabulary doesn’t mean you’re scary. It means you have a thesaurus ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3437 "2021-10-20T18:54:39Z")
To say you have no choice is a failure of imagination. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3438 "2021-10-20T21:15:14Z")
Space! The final frontier… * * * (a little later) SSSWWWWISSSSSHHHHHH ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3439 "2021-10-21T15:10:44Z")
Tough gig, tough gig. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2021, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3440 "2021-10-22T14:25:29Z")
Um, so do you wanna go maybe sit and look at the warp core with me? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2021, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3441 "2021-10-22T14:34:32Z")
Klingon children are often difficult to control. They require a firm hand. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2021, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3442 "2021-10-22T18:48:50Z")
I’m un-insultable. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3443 "2021-10-25T16:52:59Z")
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